(bzzzttttttt)
IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!!! MY GOD, IT’S ALIVE!!!
Well, OK, if you insist. POOF.
WTH?
Let’s give the thread the Turing Test.
Let me know if you can’t read this.
Wow. Not even a month. What did we ever do to you?
My posts have a life of their own!
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
…Ah, screw it. Banned.
I want everyone to know.
I myself predicted and suggested the very process of a “courtesy banning” not more than one month ago.
They laughed then.
I stand vindicated.
As I was walking up the stair
I saw a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh how I wish he’d go away
The amazing this is, this looks like spam. And now you know: even people who eat paste can be spammers.
Dude,
quit bringing me down with all your “evidence”…this is my one moment of glory…just let me have it 
Is that another request for a courtesy banning? 
(For some reason I’m hearing this post in a Daffy Duck voice.)
The post count is what throws me. Aren’t paying members the only ones with post counts? Why would someone fork over fifteen bucks and then post something like this?
The post count is visible because he’s been banned.
Apparently banned members get the post count perk as a special bonus. 
eta: See, I was right!
I would also like to post in this thread.
“We will publically display your thread count” is a great euphmism for “You will be banned”, don’t you think?
Duck season…rabbit season…duck season…rabbit season…banning season (oh crap!) 
Someone testing a bot, I reckon. I got the spam vibe from the OP the moment I saw it.