This event is being planned to test a Muslim cleric’s conviction that scantily clad women cause earthquakes.
Rather than make a statement that could be interpreted as coming from a sexist pig, I will only observe that the validity of such experiments depends on large sample sizes, meaning abundant participation, i.e. a groundswell.
Validity also needs replication, so there will have to be a number of Boobquakes.
Excellent point.
I love science. Yay science!
If there is a big earthquake somewhere this Monday, that would really suck.
Yeah, considering how many earthquakes occur every day they could pretty much say this proves their point. But I’m all for it, nonetheless. 
I just hope we don’t get shafted again like last year when they tried that whole “penis tsunami” thing.
Houston has more strip clubs per capita than just about any place else in the country, and there hasn’t been an earthquake here since I don’t when, so in my scientific opinion that cleric is full of beans.
Not that there shouldn’t be some sort of controlled experiement to confirm observational data, you understand.
I think a truly worthy experiment must involve all of the world’s women going about topless for at least one day. I realize that this may involve a risk of world wide catastrophe, but science does not advance without peril!
My hypothesis is that if some hot Muslim women will make out with me in public, world peace would be achieved.
Hahahahahaha. I’m laughing assuming that was a joke.
I, too, laugh.
I wonder if we can get Kari Byron in on this.
No way. I did some online research (on stribclubdirectory.com) and Houston has 72 listings. With a population of 2,242,193, that works out to 31,142 people per strip club. Which means you’ll never get a good seat.
Now I compare this to Monticello, NY which has two strip clubs and a population of 6,512. Which gives them a per capita figure of 3256 people per strip club.
Well, OK, but how many earthquakes have they had recently?
You’re kidding. Were these 72 virgins with large breasts and widely separated eyes?
Dammit! We have clients coming in on Monday, so I probably shouldn’t participate.
Except that they ARE coming in from Houston. Hmm…
Now all we need are some sheep’s bladders to turn the earthquakes off.
Clever…VEREEEE clever…
Don’t look now …