I knew it!! It wasn't a massive seismic event; it was gay people.

It was only a matter of time:

Yup. India, Sri Lanka, the Maldives, Burma, Somalia – totally your 2004 gay pride circuit destination. You’d think that if gay people were the determining factor, God would have sent a tsunami to… I don’t know… the North Sea? The Gulf of St. Lawrence?

But no, totally. He’s absolutely right. Don’t fuck with us! We’ll all come to your country and see if we can get a volcano going this time.

If God was really that pissed at gay people, shouldn’t the tsunami have hit San Francisco?

Frankly, I’m a little surprised that it’s taken anyone this long to blame it all on gays.

Nah, the earthquake was caused by global warming.

Gay people cause hurricanes.

Just wait! Any second now…

When you’re done with the volcano, would you mind making some asteroids his Jupiter again? I just got a new telescope and I’m simply dying to try it out on some bitchin’ homoclismic event.

Damn fags.

And don’t think we haven’t noticed that huge frickin’ asteroid you’ve been hiding away behind those toning products and copies of Wallpaper* magazine.

Ohmygawd! He’s right! There’s a fornicating homosexual usurer living right downstairs! I must smite him before he fornicates…um, usuriously again!

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Sheesh! Can just anybody be a cleric? :dubious:

Woah. Freaky simulpost. And thank you for the edifying mental image created by the phrase “homoclismic event”…

And people keep saying Iraq, Iran or Syria are the problems. When will people wake up re: Saudi Arabia?

To be fair to the irrational bigotted assholes, they’re also blameing it on userers, fornicators, and the corrupt.

Yes, but you have to swear off of edged weapons. Plus, there’s a lot of clerical work.

Hi, I’m Dante, and I’m an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church.

Just got off the horn with The Big Guy, and He says He didn’t send out any such memo, in any of His incarnations.

He does want me to go find that cleric and bitch slap him with a rolled up copy of Out Magazine though, so I won’t be picking up my emails for a while. FYI.

"homoclismic event" is now my favorite saying

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Yes, they were going to blame it on the gays earlier, but there was all of that year-end filing that needed doing.
Metacom: I think that would be usurers. Knocks me down to a 50% probability of cataclism. Which I think I used to have classes for right after Mass…

Usurer here. Just as a factual aside, Indonesia, Thailand and Sri Lanka are totally on the 2004 Euro gay party circuit.

However, with the exception of Sri Lanka, the gay areas of these resort destinations seem largely to have been spared (cite). And of course the hardest hit areas of all are the fundamentalist Muslim strongholds in Indonesia. So I’m guessing either the guy is wrong or God has extremely poor aim.

Fuckinay, we have giant-ass earthquakes every couple dozen years, what the fuck else do you want from us?!

Anyway, even if we were to have a tsunami here, those crafty gays all moved to the very center of the City, with a couple of 700’ mountains between them and the ocean.

lieu from now on I shall refer to really great gay sex as a bitchin’ homoclismic event. :smiley:

Humph! I’ve been waiting for somebody to start pointing fingers. Florida gets hit by four major hurricanes and just by coincidence there’s this gay guy in south GA reeeeeeeeeal close to the Florida border. I see what you’re insinuating Ex.

Some good came out of this. At least now we have a definition of the true meaning of Christmas.

I thought gays were responsible for the 9/11 attacks. :rolleyes:

I do see his point about usury, though. If God could just wipe the credit card people off the face of the Earth… :wink:

Hah, it’s always about you.

Hey! I didn’t get any fornication or sexual perversion on Christmas… :frowning: