Yes, not content to drawing down God’s wrath on New Orleans by holding Southern Decadence, the Gay Agenda Workgroup Delegation (GAWD) tried for a twofer by holding Fantasy Fest in Key West, thus drawing Wilma to destroy that noted resort city. :rolleyes:
Will somebody please tell these loons to STFU??
So… What’s their explanation for Rita? :dubious:
Tits?
Tom Delay’s current legal troubles?
Honestly, brother, are you surprised? After every disaster, it seems there’s got to be some so-called Christian group who stands up and says it’s God smiting those guys (or gays! :eek: ) who aren’t holy enough to be just like us. Nevermind that hurricanes have a predilection for the Bible Belt, although it looks like there is one whale of a Noreaster setting up off of New England.
I’m no longer surprised, or even shocked. It’s as routine as the annual letter to the editor calling Halloween a satanic holiday, although in all fairness, I haven’t seen that one yet this year.
CJ
Wow! Gay is some powerful stuff! Tell God I’ll stay away from the gay, but He needs to get me a pony.
Boy-O there’s a whole lot of smiting going on. So much so that I think those folks are full of smit. 
As long as they’re getting nods from ignorant homophobes and angry rebukes from everyone else, I would imagine they have no reason to stop. They’re getting the attention that they so desperately crave.
My motto for these people: DNFTT.
That makes sense, especially with Ezekiel’s explanation of the Sodom incident!
Provincetown, obviously! 
I wondered about that myself. The fabulous and well-known gay hotspots of…Beaumont and Port Arthur?
Well, then, what happens in non-hurricane season?
God rests.
I think it’s because Jesus only ate part of the pomegranate seeds.
“No, yeah, he’s absolutely right. Don’t fuck with us, we’ll ruin Kansas! We have the power!!”
Seriously.
So if I wanted to, say, get revenge on a certain ex, I could - hypothetically of course - sneak into his basement and do something gay? Cause you know, I could be down with that. Hypothetically.
(Multiple choice) Hurricane RIta was caused by
[A] The metrosexuals
** The Scorpions
[C] The hand of God punishing the U.S. for Pauly Shore
[D] Some damn butterfly in Asia flapping its wings
Naples and Boca Raton were, I suppose, collateral damage?
on further review, Thudlow, are you suggesting that Texas is being punished for an '80s German heavy metal band? Perhaps the accents were a bit extreme, but why Texas?
Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.
I think these carbon-based lifeforms (I apologize to other carbon-based lifeforms for associating them with these excretas) have missed the obvious. What is the common point of all the affected areas ? They are all red states.
I love how these people try to come up with ridiculously coincidental correlations and try to use them to prove some sort of point.
Then again, it does get them media exposure. :rolleyes:
Yeah, I was thinking something like that. If the gays have some kind of supervillain weather machine, shouldn’t much of the Bible Belt be gone? If the Christian Right has it, shouldn’t all the gays be in the Atlantic? If god’s doing it, he needs glasses or something.