Seems to me that the Bible Belt runs more or less on track with Tornado Alley.
Of course, everyone knows that witches control the tornados, so it all makes sense.
If God’s so pissed at gays, then why hasn’t San Fran been leveled by an earthquake? If things like gambling, drinking, and prostitution anger God, then why has nothing bad happened to the state of Nevada? Perhaps God needs an eye exam?
I mean, if you read the Bible, when God was pissed at what was going on in Sodom and Gomorra, he didn’t wipe out East Kibbutz to show everybody he was angry at the Sodomites.
Heck, from what I can tell, Nevada (particularly Las Vegas) is freakin’ booming and hasn’t a bibilical scale natural disaster in who knows how long. This can only mean one thing: God likes drinking, whoring, and gambling! In which case, He’s my kind of god! 
The reason he wiped out the Gulf Coast, then, is because they weren’t doing enough of it!
After careful consideration
Tuckerfan in 2008!
Let the drinking, whoring, and gambling begin-legalize it all and retire the federal debt.
That was a good song!
I’ve never heard ( and I like to follow these things) God is specifically after gay places(?) but just judging America at last! It just so happens that hurricanes happen down there, in the gulf.
or aliens are controlling the weather.
Tuckerfan, I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. 
About the well known gay areas of Beaumont/Port Arthur. Don’t forget, they have their own tiny, little Mardi Gras festivities there (which we all know is eeeeeeevil). Also, as my best friend grew up there, there’s all kinds of nifty stuff, its just low key-ish. After I found out there was a gay bar in Longview, Texas; I realized you could find one anywhere (and did I ever get to go when I visited Longview? Nooooooo. I had to go to Chili’s (oi, the pain) and get dirty looks and the occasional lecture from strangers for drinking margaritas. Apparently the response, “I’m on a rocket ship to hell, and when I go to church its Catholic,” was the wrong response.) 
I for one welcome our new Gay Overlords…
(yeah, I got nuth’n)
Never underestimate the power of anal penetration.
Any prison bitch could tell you that.
Gentlemen, if gays are truly to blame for these natural disasters, we must not look at them as a liability…but as the greatest potential military resource since the discovery of fire.
Consider, for a moment, that the United States not only has one of the largest openly gay populations in the world, but enough military infrastructure to move tens of thousands of men to any point in the world within a matter of days.
Much of the world—including many of our enemies—is socially “conservative” enough that they have a safely low level of active homosexuals. While this, normally, keeps them safe from major deiogenetic natural disaster, it obviously leaves them vulnerable to meteorsexual attack, AND unable to easily retaliate in kind.
However, this is not set in stone—in the United States itself, homosexuality has turned from an arrestable crime and a mental illness to mostly socially accepted within a matter of decades. A dedicated enemy power might be able to accomplish this within a decade if they knew of the power of homosexual weather manipulation. And, of course, I need not mention that other, allied, nations are already eclipsing us in homosexual agenda promotion through sheer cultural accident.
Gentlemen, we are on the cusp. We have the chance to ensure the security of American hegemony for the next century…or we might wake up one fine morning and be surprised by a new “Sputnik” that has called down a lesbian-spawned supertyphoon that unleashes an apocalyptic homosexual “Pearl Harbor” on our entire way of life.
Ladies and gentlemen, we must NOT allow…a GAY GAP!
Yeah. After that song came out, the hurricanes just became way too uppity.
Too late. There already is a GAY GAP! It’s in Lenox Square Mall in Atlanta.
:eek: I’ve said too much! GAWD has taken away my coding skills.
Of course Wilma is an agent of God’s wrath, directed at places where homosexuality is celebrated.
That’s why she hit Cuba first.
No, wait, that doesn’t make sense.
First she smote the commies, and then she moved in on the “fag-enablers.”
That works, but only if you allow that it’s a non-prioritized list God’s working from.
Ranchoth, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Do these groups actually believe what they’re saying, or are they actually trolling? It seems hard to believe that God would smite an evacuated Key West because the place has some appeal to gays, but not care about Las Vegas (nicknamed Sin City, after all) or European countries that have legalized gay unions. Besides, if God wants to get our attention, I think we would know. I would also think He has better aim.
I dunno, I find the idea that God’s gotten bored and is attempting to smite Pat Robertson (oh, fine, those people) with his hand over his eyes kind of amusing.
It would explain why he keeps missing.
Nope! The Japanese Mafia
What I don’t understand is why they don’t make the obvious correlation: all three hurricanes have struck areas that have a large population of fundamentalist Christians.
Which is why I mentioned that Nevada is disaster free, yet chock full of whores, gamblers, and drunkards.
I bet they are basing that on that old Flinstone gospel:
When you’re with the Flintstones,
have a yabba dabba doo time,
a dabba doo time,
we’ll have a gay old time!!
Yep, Wilma was outed way back then, these loonies are too late…
“Gimme that old-time religion…” ?