And now, one of the oddest links ever…
Because he’s a lean, mean bear-wrestling machine. :eek:
You’re not the first person to ask this question…
One of the survivors of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake (and subsequent fire) is the Hotaling Building, which at the time was a major storehouse of whiskey:
After the Great Johnstown Flood, people also tried to claim that it was God’s wrath. When they heard this, the folks in Johnstown would point to the hillsides where all the brothels were left standing unscathed and said, “God sure had poor aim, then.”
All right, you asked for it!
(A note to the Mods: Believe it or not, this is a small sample from the website. If you don’t believe me, have a look for yourself. It’s also pure filk at it’s best or worst. If I’ve quoted too much, please cut a verse or two, but leave in the one I mentioned I couldn’t find on their website. The Wiccan friend I mentioned sang it too me, but the version he sang was limited to New Age religions.)
CJ
On a serious note, Poly, there’s no real way to get them to shut up.
The only way to combat this is to have people of faith come forward and argue against their interpretation of events.
I wish it was otherwise but there it is. By the politics of demographics each group has to attempt to control their own nutjobs.
On behalf of all of the gays that wish for me to represent them, I apologize. I didn’t realize that our lives of wild sodomy and disrespect for the lord would make God come smite the devout Christians.
That’s one non-prioritised list!
Or why are the hurricanes avoiding Canada? I mean, we have legal gay marriage[ and everything! It’s so last-month’s-news that it’s gotten boring and we’ve had to whip up some political scandals and sporadic urban gunfire to compensate!
He’s just trying to collect them all to His bosom before any more can catch the Gay.
An honest mistake. When is the last time you met a man named Beaumont or Arthur (that went by their full name) that wasn’t gay?
Why be fair? C’mon and join the party!
I think that you mean Persephone. Pomegranate seeds make the Baby Jesus cry.
Please continue. Although I am straight, I can increase my incidences of sodomy if that will help the cause.
They seem to avoid San Francisco and Massachusetts, too, for some reason.
And why didn’t the constitutional ban on gay marriage that got overwhelmingly passed by the voters in Louisiana last year seem to help them this year?
Yeah, but Boston evidently has dumb-fuck pedestrians, so it isn’t all peaches and cream.
Hmmmm…I wonder how many of them got the gay?
Wow… I didn’t know any group was powerful enough to bring natural disasters out of the atmosphere! I thought the gays causing hurricanes was amazing, but now you tell me there are -sexuals who can bring huge rocks tumbling out of space? Sweet. 
I love you guys. I really, really do.
Tuckerfan, if you win America in 2008, I’ll be Prime Minister of Canada by then. Give my office a ring, we’ll talk.
About a “merger” between our two great nations? (Why not? After all, America’s been screwing Canada for years, might as well make it official.)
You’ve been out of the loop for a while. We can even do it long distance. Tell me if your neighbor’s music ever gets too loud.
[nitpick]Meteorsexuals produce the shooting stars. Those who can bring those rocks tumbling out of space are actually meteoritesexuals.[/nitpick]
I’ve always wondered how the adjective “flaming” originated. Another question answered…
With our awesome power, the ability to control the elements of nature, we could get ourselves a nice military contract. Have your secretary call my secretary, and we’ll hash out the details
In that case, we can all give thanks that there are no giantasteroidsexuals!
Except maybe Goatse! :eek: