Musical Abominations

Cafe Society
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See if you can locate YouTube (or other) links to musical monstrosities at least as terrible as these:

Downtown by Mrs. Miller

Florence Jenkins massacres Mozart

Stayin’ Alive - Jo Stafford (As Darlene Edwards with Johnathan Edwards)

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One could search out the entire “Golden Throats” anthology for this.

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If, by “musical abominations”, you mean “musical awesomeness”, then there’s always this.

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Righteous!

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This what you mean? Golden Throats - Wikipedia

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Yep, exactly!

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I’m going with musical awesomeness on this one. Or at least video awesomeness:

I don’t know how to describe it but I can’t not watch it.

Edit: the real band is in the audience. They are the third group of fans to get blasted in the end.

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In a thread like this, I believe you’re obligated to include this video.

(You get bonus points if you can make it to the end.)

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I’ve always been fond of The Shaggs. Check out My Pal Foot Foot.

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Over five minutes of screech: william hung- I believe I can fly

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If we’re bringing in Zappa’s appreciations, we can’t leave out Wildman Larry Fischer

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You, sir, win.

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That drummer makes Meg White sound like Bill Bruford.

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I was going to mention The Shaggs but someone has already done it so i give you Secret Agent Man by David Hasselhoff

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Well, there’s always the Russian guy.

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I’m almost certain Mrs. Miller sits behind me in church on some Sundays.

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Submitted for your approval:

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You’ve lost that loving feeling…and a lot else

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It’s really easy to make it to the end when you can just drag that little fake plate. I heard the guy “sing” maybe once. :stuck_out_tongue:

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My nomination - Barbie Girl by Aqua.