Get your baby's dirty ass off the restaurant table!

What the fuck? What rational human being would let their kid in a dirty diaper sit on the middle of a restaurant table? I witnessed this today, and a number of times in the memorable past.

Keep your kids dirty smelly ass on the chair or your lap. What the fuck makes you think it’s OK to put his poopy ass right on the surface that somebody else will eat off of after you leave? Do you plop his diapered butt on your dining room table during Thanksgiving dinner next to the turkey?

I swear to god if I see one more baby on a table in a restaurant I will never leave home again. That has to be one of the grossest most disrespectful things I can imagine- a diaper full of shit right where I am about to eat. What kind of cretin thinks that is acceptable?

Excuses from parents in 3,2,1…

I once reported a grocery store when I saw the owner changing her baby’s diaper on the meat counter.

Reported the store to who for what?

I have seen people push the food aside and change the diaper on a restauant table. In retrospect, I should have shot them all.

How is a baby’s ass any worse than all your slobber and crumbs?

The tables are wiped down and sanitized after every use anyway, so who cares.

I’ve done this a million times with my kids. Suck my babies’ ass germs, bitches.

What. The. Fuck.

Edit:

No. Not you too, Dio. Not you.

I don’t slobber feces.

Obviously those of us who aren’t enormous douche mongers.

I haven’t changed diapers, no, but I’ve sat them on the table a million times. What’s the big deal. It’s not YOUR table, and how is a baby with a diaper and pants on tainting a table any worse than any other fat slob who sits there drooling and sweating all over it?

And who eats directly off the table surface anyway? They have these things called “trays,” you know. Some really fancy places even have plates. If you’re dumping your supersize order of french fries directly on to the table before you soak them down with Arby’s sauce and stuff them into your face, then you’re doing it wrong.

Swiping a damp cloth over multiple tables is not what I’d call sanitizing. I’m all for parents getting out and kids being a part of society, but changing dirty diapers on a food service area is not only unsanitary it’s just rude.

Sitting on the table in a clean diaper is kind of a grey area for me, but as soon change time hits - hit the bathroom.

I fully support not being banished to the bathroom to breastfeed your kids, so lets remember all the arguments you made against that when it’s time to deal with your kids output.

What feces? My kids have diapers and pants on. There isn’t any feces…

No one has yet supported the thesis that parents who do this deserve to be called douche mongers. Please explain how you are being harmed.

I got the impression from the OP that pants aren’t being worn by these babies.

I don’t believe the OP has seen a multitude of babies sitting on restaurant tables in nothing but diapers. I’ve never seen that ever, and I spent ten years working in restaurants.

How many babies do you ever see in public places wearing nothing but diapers? It doesn’t happen.

I don’t understand. Pabstist, Are you saying you know that the diaper is dirty? Or are you pissed because a child who wears a diaper is on the table? You know that just because a child is wearing a diaper, that the diaper is not necessarily soiled, right? They don’t pee and poop in a constant stream or anything.

I can’t get down with the changing on the table, though. That’s gross.

Asses of any age don’t go on eating tables. Period.

My impression is that he’s assuming all babies’ diapers are always filled with shit.

I doubt he saw one in just a diaper anyway.

Are you asserting that Boyo Jim’s claim that he saw someone changing a diaper on a restaurant table is a lie? I believe it. I have seen people with babies in nothing but diapers at restaurants.

Wal-Mart shoppers have to eat somewhere. :smiley:

Sure they do. All the time. What are you going to do about it?

No, I’m saying people don’t take their babies out wearing nothing but diapers to begin with.

And the OP didn’t say he say anyyone changing a diaper.