Lol.
I know I shouldn’t laugh but GODDAMN that’s some funny stuff. The picture of the boy with the cig in his mouth is a hoot.
I hope his family can straighten out and get him off the smokes but in the meantime GODDAMN.
Here’s an idea, stop fucking buying them for him!
My favorite part:
Edit: Also, smoking isn’t the only concern. That’s one fat ass baby.
Well, if he stopped smoking now, he’d just pile the weight on even more. Perhaps he should up his cigarette intake?
Brilliant. I recommend he double his cigarette consumption.
with a leg propped up on the table(?), blowing smoke rings… :D:eek:
This had me choking with laughter.
If he reaches 3 yrs old, he’ll be scoring heroin down there soon.
The baby creeps me out so much. It feels like a little middle aged man. And an obnoxious one.
Reminds me of when I worked in a pet store and people would come in and ask for advice on their dogs’ health problems. Skin problems, digestion, etc. First question is always: what are you feeding him? “Oh, he’ll only eat lobster salad” or whatever. And I’m like, “Really. Where does he get it? Does he bark the credit card number into the phone–arf arf for 2, arf arf arf for 3, etc.–or does he punch it in on the number pad with his paw?”
My late husband’s parents thought it was hilarious, just HILARIOUS, to put cigarettes in his mouth at that age (I guess I should call him my early husband, instead). He was smoking on his own in the single digits, an addict by early double digits, and a four-pack-a-day smoker for over 20 years.
A few years ago I knew a guy whose young son (I am not sure of his age, maybe about 5 or 6) would seek out and eat cigarette butts from ashtrays, the ground, or the like. He kept turning up with his face smeared with ash. It seemed like his parents had given up trying to stop him
My grandparents had a shih tzu which they insisted would not eat anything but sandwich meats and vegetables. We suggested they feed the dog some dog food but they insisted the dog wouldn’t eat anything else. I once asked if the damned thing was driving itself to the grocery store but apparently they didn’t like that question.
The dog later solved the problem by dying at age 5.
Geesh, I can’t imagine smoking two packs a day.
I hope it dosen’t upset you that I have been snickering about this for the past 20 min…
You’re doing it wrong.
Of course, smoking babies are only natural once they started making fire safe cigarettes (at the same time being at odds with the child proof lighters).
I am happy he is down to a just a smoking habit now. All those hookers and bourbon were about to bankrupt his family the last I heard 6 months ago.
You owe me a new keyboard! Ha!
Man that kid is fat. They really need to get him on some phentermine.
No, crystal! That will get the weight down and any fool can set up a lab.
Yeah, but I’m concerned about the blow up factor with a meth lab. Come on, man. Think of the kid’s health. Jeez.
