How do you say “We better get the hell out of here” in Finnish?
Okay, so it’s not Finnish, but I think it makes a statement.
**And now I’ve got… well, I don’t. But my sister’s got a job! **
**And now I got a job! **
**I’ve got a new job. **
**Astronaut kidnapping scheme **
**Tell us about crazy/risky things you’ve done to make your life better. **
Astronaut kidnapping scheme
Tell us about crazy/risky things you’ve done to make your life better.
How does kidnapping an astronaut make your life better? Do you demand a ransom from NASA to get him/her back?
**I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!
I’m jealous of all of people who’ve got jobs. **
Today, I am a man.
I just stupidly destroyed a pan.
Perpetuating the stereotype there, dude. Nice rhyme, though. 
Yippy, I have a job…for a short while anyway…
Easy way to de-stinkify cat crap?
If that’s your new job, then be glad it’s only for a short while!
It’s a news story. The astronaut was going to kidnap her lover’s wife and do away with her. Then her lover would be free to marry and all would be rainbows and roses. Didn’t quite work out.
Yeah, I remember that. The astronaut wore a diaper on the trip so she wouldn’t have to stop for bathroom breaks.
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story
Somebody took Fahrenheit 451 a little too literally.
**What can I do to make my finger less smelly?
Specialist hand tool: 3/16" 4-point socket **
Poll: disappointed in Obama? Know Someone Better ???
So… I’ve got this rapist cat.
I’ll take that as a yes.
Today I am a man.
I had a “House” moment.
**Sometimes when I wake up I think…
I’ve got a job! **
**I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE Opalcat
I’m offering $5 for an “I love OpalCat” thread **
There’s nothing quite as charming as a sincere display of affection… for money.
Sometimes when I wake up I think…
I’m madly in love.
Second verse/same as the first
I just stupidly destroyed a pan.
Any Dopers in Japan?
Sorry, dude, but no one’s going to take you in. The pan gestapo have a branch in Fukuoka. They will track you down wherever you hide. And the last sound you will hear before they throw you into a stinking pit to die will be the mockingly soft clink of the spatulas on their utility belts.
** I’m madly in love.
I love MeanOldLady **
**Sometimes when I wake up I think…
I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE Opalcat **
**I’m offering $5 for an “I love OpalCat” thread
I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **
The SDMB - making Dopers money since 2010.
Poll: Would you consider dating someone with herpes?
Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager
Smells like teen herpes.
What do you watch on Christmas Day in the US?
Movies with the same plot.
Remakes of films by the same director
How do you say “We better get the hell out of here” in Finnish?
“I need to shave the lawn” and other misspeakings
My Finnish needs some work.