Is there a male equivalence to PMS?
If so, I have it today.
With a vengeance. With a hot branding iron in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.
My apologies for the long rant here.
It is not, after all, that important in total scheme of things.
Hopefully you will allow me vent a long-standing peeve that has festered long enough and needs to be lanced.
Back story:
Multiple Webmaster/Web Developer Wanted ads on Craigslist from same individual, often several a day only worded differently.
Homemade cookies and ice-cold milk served after the show…
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Webmaster needed ASAP!!! (State College, PA)
Date: 2010-09-16, 3:36PM EDT
Reply to: job-gmy2y-1957547712@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am creating a website and I need an AWESOME webmaster. I need someone who is EXTREMELY creative and can design something incredible. I need this person to make a blogs, different links etc. If you can please send me some examples of what you have done or what you can do I will tell you more about my idea for my website. We will talk money if I know you can do the job.
- Location: State College, PA
- Compensation: Will Provide.
- This is a contract job.
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1957547712
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Dear Clueless,
(1) I know I can do AWESOME, though I don’t actually post that fact in CAPS to tell folks.
(2) By the way: I also do EXTREMELY creative things with websites, though I don’t actually post that fact in CAPS to tell folks.
(3) As a side-note, you forgot to capitalize “DESIGN SOMETHING INCREDIBLE”. An exclamation point or two (or 15) added at the end of that sentence would have given you even greater CREDIBILITY. (WOW DUDE U R AWESOME!!! CAN I COME WORK FOR U?)
But us experienced IT folks can tell right away that you are not only a poser, but a loser that will hang out to dry in this industry. That is, if we even let you near our clothesline.
Personally, my clothesline is more valuable than your sorry ass. Sorry.
Go back to your dorm room, smoke a jay and/or have a cold beer or two and tell your buddies how you are going to be rich if only you could get a rube to agree to make you your AWESOME website - in which, in my humble opinion (netspeak: IMHO), you have no actual intention of paying a developer for.
Which is why no one has replied to you. Multiple postings for the same “opportunity” just make you look like a fool. Or an idiot.
Or most likely, both.
I know, I know.
You are hoping for some dumb ass sophomore CS student who had the bright idea to hang a “Webmaster” shingle on his dorm room door to reply, and you hope to tantalize the fuck out of the idiot.
I’ve seen your other ads on pennstate.craigslist.org
You ain’t fooling anyone but yourself.
Good luck. I’m sure that if you ever find an INCREDIBLY TALENTED WEBMASTER, they will fall for it hook, line and sinker.
Then you can go back to playing marbles with your classmates.
Oh, as yet another side note, which I doubt will register in your still-developing brain:
We AWESOME web developers have been around the block more than once.
Don’t give me that bullshit about “We will talk money if I know you can do the job.” shit.
I know my field of expertise, and if you have that great of an idea then money/compensation would be second or third on my list.
If it was THAT great (holy crap, I forgot the !!!) I wouldn’t even mention it during our first, second, or even third meeting.
I would be discussing AWESOME things like implementation, business models, revenue streams, server/hardware/database/hosting requirements, and bunches other cool shit like that.
But I can tell you haven’t a clue anyway, so I won’t be contacting you.
My efforts in this arena are greater than yours will ever be and certainly disallows bullshit from your type.
Hey, maybe you should try Amway. They are always looking for suckers. Plus you could fit that in between your English Composition 101 and your Remedial Writing for Business classes.
Oh and another thing, dude: “Get Off My Bandwidth ya punk”!
Sincerely,
Cabin_Fever