And you’re doing a special, live food challenge supporting an orphanage and you’re 3/4 of the way through a 10 pound hamburger sitting on top of a mound of fries.
The greasy, heavy hamburger was cut in quarters and you have only one quarter left, and all the greasy fries under it.
You lift that last quarter, sweat pouring out of your pores from your ordeal. You bring the now room temperature burger to your mouth and tiredly bite into it.
Your teeth bite down onto something alien to a hamburger. Your hand goes to your mouth and you pull out a band aide, the adhesive strips folded unevenly onto themselves and showing black, curly pubic hair. The portion of bandage visible shows dark brown blood and something else now dried, like puss.
Having used your tongue to push the bandage to your lips for removal, your taste buds processed an unknown taste that would never be associated with a hamburger; iron-like, and weirdly tangy/sweet.
Do you turn your head fast and try to puke off camera?
Do you just let loose and evacuate the 8+ pounds of greasy glop in your gut?
Do you flick the bandage aside in order to finish the food challenge?
Whatever the result, the video would be a YouTube sensation for at least a week.
You should come up with 364 more of these. Then you could become a millionaire by creating a one-a-day type calendar for dieters. Heck, one-a-week might work if you can keep making them as disgusting as that one.
Stop eating. Sue the restraunt. Give winnings to the orphanage. Make more money from increased interest and exposure due to scandal. Die of heart attack for such a stupid career.
Hey all, this original post offends me in some type of way so let me complain and express on how you should’ve been more considerate to my feelings by consulting me first because I’m a super special snowflake!
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