Words and phrases with zero Google hits

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What words or phrases can you come up with that stump Google entirely? Quotes are allowed, as are plus signs, but you can’t restrict it to a single site unless the result’s really funny.

I’ll kick it off with a potential band name in the genre of the “Butthole Surfers” or “Anal Cunt”: "Ku Klux Kenyan"

(Yes, Google will swiftly index this thread, turning these things into “words and phrases that return precisely one result on Google”. It’s the circle of random Internet crap.)

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Another: The famous Jewish gangster +“Verbal Knish” (plus sign mandatory).

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This is similar to Googlewhacking, although the idea there is to come up with a two-word phrase, without quotes, that has exactly one Google hit.