Hil's too sexy for this pic, Sec of State's gonna leave me.

New York Hasidic newspaper photoshops Hillary and counter-terrorism analyst Audrey Tomasen out of situation room picture.

The editors say it’s for modesty reasons and I can almost see Tomasen’s sexy V-notch at her throat turning Jewish men into slavering rapemasters but for Yahweh’s sake, you can’t even see Clinton’s mouth!

The reason why this is in the Pit is because calling a bunch of Jews misogynistic assholes probably wouldn’t fly in MPSIMS. And that’s what I’m doing. The message in this story? Fuck you, women! Stay home and have a million babies or we’ll pretend you did anyway.

Yeah, I heard about this. Fucking fundie shitheads.

I like the people who say it even violates Jewish principles. If they don’t want to run a photo with a woman in it, they can, you know, not run it. Not pretend that someone was not there and deceive people.

Backward douchecanoe misogynistic pricks, fuck them in their syphilitic assholes.

If they wanted to be honest about it, they could have put a big black bar over Hill.

But honesty withers away when important religious principles are at stake.

Ain’t it the truth.

That doesn’t sound like any fun at all.

Would they have left Clinton in if she wore a burqa?

I hope no money was exchanged for that piece of hot mess masquerading as a photo.

I had no idea religious fundamentalists could be such sexist assholes. Oh wait, yes I did- it’s basically a universal constant. I guess this is good news in a roundabout fashion in that women have made so much progress that the only way people like this can ignore them is pretending they don’t exist.

This needs to be a photoshop.

When Hillary Clinton is too sexy for your religion, it’s time to consider whether your religion has gone off the deep end.

The funny disparity is that they practice a belief so ancient that the presence of women is a serious question yet they have access to photoshop.

I just find it odd that the paper is called Hasadic.

And despite the Photoshop job, their newspaper looks like shit - and the same picture would have looked like shit 60 years ago.

Hey! She is one hot babe.

Except for her ankles.

And her legs in general.

Actually her entire body is pretty gross.

And her personality.

And those bugeyes creep me out.

But otherwise, I stand by my original assessment.

Actually, the problem was that they were all wearing this. Removing the women entirely was to save them from fashion embarrassment.

Long sleeves, yes, but those sluts were waving their bare hair around, ready to ensnare the men into an orgy of sin. You just didn’t see the After picture, that’s all!

Sort of a reverse butterface?

And I’m sure you’re just what the ladies are looking for.