This may be going a little too far…
Mmmm…porking…
I got your meat right here, baby!
I’ve some sausage to go with that bacon baby!
Bend over and squeal like a pig!
Should be big with foodies
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy went in your…
I dunno. I tend to associate body foods with sweet, not savory. You know, whipped cream, candy panties, chocolate syrup.
Plus, foodies enjoy subtle tastes, which throwing bacon on would make difficult to enjoy. Unlike those above, natural tastes compete in the same arena.
Ahem, I mean: Gives an all new concept to the other white meat.
They also give a large law enforcement discount.
