What good deed are you going to do today?

[A Monkey With a Gun]

Me, I'm going to hop in my car and find a jogger. Then I'm going to drive real slowly behind them while blasting "Eye of the Tiger" to give them some motivation.

So what good deed are you going to do today?

[Nancarrow]

A friend of mine has a bad cough. I'm going to cook a meal for them and mix in a whole pack of laxatives. After that, they might cough once, but I bet they won't cough again.