Here in Alberta, politicians are preparing for a provincial election. And the Wildrose Party, led by Danielle Smith, thought it would be a good idea to dress up their campaign bus. All very well and good, except see this news story for a photo and story of how they chose to do it.
Looking good, Ms. Smith! Or is that “Goodyear”? 
That’s a nice pair of tires.
It’s hard to get the mind out of the gutter when the whole thing is just compounded with the thought of those wheels resembling spinning tassels once they start rolling.
I don’t think those are real.
One’s an innie and one’s an outie.
She got retreads.
I never knew tires could be titillating.
Is her brother a member of the Hampshire Police?
Must be nice having tits that are inflatable. Not so nice, though, if they get deflated.
That’s why you have to keep checking them to be sure they are properly inflated.
Just try finding P225/50R16 91S size bras at Victoria’s Secret.
Those spinny boobs will never get elected.
I always slip a five dollar bill between em. If Abraham Lincoln’s right ear is showing they need replacing.’
“Progressive Conservatives”? 
if the bus ever got a flat tire there would be plenty of guys stopping to help out.
It kinda makes sense historically. They were the Conservative Party but changed the name in the 40’s to get John Bracken John Bracken - Wikipedia to join/lead the federal party.
It just sounds like when American conservatives were calling themselves “compassionate conservatives” – it does nothing but point out that regular conservatives are, uh, not all that compassionate.
I thought those were usually called headlights.
It looks like her left one has an inverted, um, hubcap.
those hubs are so shiny because people must keep polishing them.