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Screw You, You Self-Entitled Arrogant Asshole Car Drivers
I live in a very car friendly city. Cool. Lots of road lanes and shit. But you asshole jerk-offs are fucking up the whole program. You are supposed to obey the rules of the road like people on bicycles.
That means stopping at red lights and stop signs. Not blasting through a red light while I am turning you stupid fuck. Not turning in front of me like you don't see me. Not turning without using your turn signals you stupid fucks. And if I am at a light, don't fucking ease up beside me and cruise on through like you don't have to get in line. I fantasize about breaking your fucking mirror off when you illegally pass me on a solid yellow. You do not get to selectively obey traffic laws. I will probably get run over and killed by one of you dumbass morons one day and guess what, it will be your fault. |
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Ripping on a recent pitting about bicyclists.
Someone posted about how bicyclists were inconveniencing them while they are tooling along in their automobile. I commute by bike and from my experience there are far more cars breaking laws than bicyclists (sheer number of autos guarantees this) but the cars almost always have a more deadly result than a bicycle. I won't look up a cite but if anyone can prove that bicyclists cause more: wrecks, injuries, deaths, etc, I'll eat crow. Nearly every day I have to evade some idiot in a car while I am on my bike. Conversely, when I am on my motorized vehicle (motorcycle) I rarely have to evade a bicycle. |
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I think it's people who are the problem.
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Even my dogs like to jaywalk. And I have seen plenty of squirrels that seem to have a deathwish...running out in the road with no crosswalk in sight.
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Although I think that this phenomenon may mask a different phenomenon: namely, that a lot of those clueless-dick cyclists started out as clueless-dick drivers and had their driver's licenses revoked for illegal behavior. In my experience, the guys who ride bikes because they're prohibited from driving due to a DUI conviction are absolutely the worst and stupidest assholes on the road, perhaps with the exception of those drivers who are currently practicing illegal behavior such as DUI but haven't yet been caught at it. |
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Depends on your definition of egregious when related to the road. I would speculate that a higher percentage of cars break traffic laws due simply to the speed limit. I speed from time to time in motorized and non-motorized vehicles. I break the law on my bicycle for valid reasons from time to time (ever try to trip a magnetized traffic sensor on a bicycle?). How much of bad behavior (motorized versus non-motorized) is due to revocation of license is beyond me. Idiots seem to travel by all means.
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I blame society.
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All right, we'll arrest them instead.
![]() wguy, I kinda don't get the term "car friendly." The more cars in a place, the less friendly it is, even for cars. Last edited by Beware of Doug; 04-29-2012 at 02:02 AM. |
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It just seems to me that, if you're in a car, you have quite a bit of metal to absorb the impact in an accident. On a bike, you become a red smear on the pavement.
Outrageous idiocy is endemic to both classes of road denizens, but the negative consequences to boorish behavior fall disproportionately of the cyclist. That is one reason why motorists are so incensed by stupid bicyclists—they don't want to be responsible for being the unwitting executioner of some doucherag on wheels with a death wish. |
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The simple fact is this: while many drivers say they want cyclists to ride legally, what they really want is the cyclists to be gone. Last edited by Mr. Miskatonic; 04-29-2012 at 06:39 AM. |
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I always hear people complaining about such things. But where I live it just does not seem to happen. Oh, an occasional blast through a yellow/orange light, and some folks don't use their turn signals but most (95%) do.
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Have you never heard of red-light camera enforcement? I don't think they are installing these for the occasional blast through a yellow. Oh wait...maybe they are installing them to catch all the hooligan bike riders. Those assholes love to run red lights.
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My Wife is an Iron Man. She does a LOT of bike riding. What bugs me is when a cyclist will ride on a two lane highway with no shoulders when there is a perfectly good paved swept recreational trail that is right next to it. Yes, there are walkers and joggers on it. It does cause problems. But it beats the hell out of getting hit by a truck. My Wife understands this, and trains on the path. Riding on the highway may be legal, but it is just nuts. She did have an accident once on the path because of an inattentive bike rider. Got scraped up pretty good. I would much rather see that than having her come up against an inattentive driver. |
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Seems to come down to mere bullying, if there was a backhoe trundling along the road, the average car driver would never think about cutting it up, and yet its moving at around the same sort of speed as a bicycle and is a far greater obstruction.
The car driver might get frustrated, but they are most unlikely to be shouting abuse as they overtake the slow moving vehicle, so why is it so common that cyclists receive this treatment? How often do you see cyclists speeding? I'll bet you broke the speed limit on your way to work in your car today - seems motorists are happy to point out the misdeeds of others but not look too closely at themselves. Even a 5mph breach of the speed limit can have devastating consequences in a crash, and car drivers can hardly say they are not aware since there are so many public information notices on tv. |
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Oh, and the only folks that run red lights where I live seem to be bike riders. And I'm mostly OK with it if it's safe. |
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For example, part of it requires that there aren't any cars coming up behind me that can trip the sensor for me. If I see a car behind me, I'll pull up far enough so that the car can land on the induction coil and wait for the next cycle so I can get the light/arrow. Do you do that? Actually, I see only a handful of states have adopted this law, so you might not even be allowed to use it anyways. |
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Also, I think there's a world of difference between the casual/sport rider and the bike couriers that I deal with in the downtown areas. The only time I have a problem with sport type riders is when they're riding 4 wide and waaay out out of the bike lane and I'm stuck behind them until I can pass them. The city was nice enough to give them a big wide bike line, but they're still so far into the driving lane that they have 15 cars piled up behind them because they want to be able to ride next to each other instead of two in front and two in back. But that's not as big of a problem. Last edited by Joey P; 04-29-2012 at 09:41 AM. |
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I also don't understand all the talk of bikes running red lights. Where I live, I only do it when I don't trip the sensor and it's on my very early morning commute to work. No cars coming. If I were to try this on my commute home when the roads are busy, I wouldn't live much longer. Are you all really saying these bicyclists are darting out into busy intersections? Joey P: Illegal in my state. Recent attempts to change this by the motorcycle community but it never gets past the state govt. |
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Can’t find the link at the moment, but I believe that slow moving vehicles such as backhoes are required to pull over if five or more vehicles are backed up behind it. It’s not always practical, and I understand that. The drivers that get our ire are the ones that have a string of 10 or 20 cars behind them all the way up a hill and don’t pull over to let them by. Bikes are easy to pass, and we can legally cross the double yellow to do so. |
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I did not say that car drivers abide by all laws. Don't put words in my mouth. We only have about 15-20 stoplights in the entire county. It's pretty rare but I have seen bikes blow through them. Other than a very yellow light, I have never seen a car driver blow through a red. YMMV. Hey, I agree that bicyclists need to be given a break sometimes. Traffic laws are mostly geared towards cars. |
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I have to say that some bike riders are very arrogant about the use of roads. I don’t deny that drivers can be the same way. I’m glad that things are changing. I really am. But roads and rules for driving on them where designed for cars. It’s not good to have 30 and 40 mph speed differences. Speed difference between vehicles is one of the greatest causes of accidents. |
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Yes. People on bicycles.
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The proper way to handle such an intersection is for the bike to stop at the right side of the rightmost lane that continues straight. This will allow right turners to turn while he is stopped. My cite is how the bike lanes are painted on the streets in Los Angeles. Pics available upon request.
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Remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather one should aim to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass of Scotch in the other, your body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO! Man, what a ride!" |
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Yes drivers never cause problems. You never see a driver do something dangerous.
Reasons people bike: Need for transportation Health\Exercise Enjoyment The environment Religious observance (the Amish love them some bikes) Which group is the problem? Last edited by The Tao's Revenge; 04-29-2012 at 12:51 PM. |
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Which includes full use of the lane. Assuming you're a good driver, it should never matter where in the lane the biker is when you pass them. Further, keeping right has almost got me whacked with a passenger side mirror a couple of times. Keeping right seems to encourage motorists to pass you too close for comfort. |
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I live in a very car, bicycle, and pedestrian friendly city. Cool. Lots of road lanes and sidewalks and shit. But you asshole jerk-offs are fucking up the whole program. You are supposed to obey the rules of the road like people in tractor-trailers.
That means stopping at red lights and stop signs. Not blasting through a red light while I am turning you stupid fuck. Not speeding up to cut me off and then slowing down. Not taking a leisurely stroll in front of me in a parking lot completely oblivious to the 30 tons shaking the earth behind you and everything else besides the text you're sending. Not matching my speed and snuggling into my blind spot/emergency maneuvering space you stupid fucks. And if I am at a light, don't fucking try to direct me to turn on red just because someone on a streetbike might have time or space to. I fantasize about vegetablizing you as you try to get around me while I'm parallel parking. You do not get to selectively obey common sense. I will probably kill one of you dumbass morons one day and guess what, it will be your fault but I will still lose my livelihood. |
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True, we need a thread pitting pedestrians... and motorcyclists... and truckers.... and worst of all, those idiots who land their planes on the interstates!
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There are few things as terrifying as a large car passing me on my left as I'm riding on a 2ft strip between them and the cars parked along the curb, and there's a sewage drain/pothole dead ahead. |
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Well, we've fulfilled our annual quota of pro and anti cycling pit threads, so see you next year!
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Portland, Oregon, must the capitol of self-righteous bicycle drivers. They get hit and die frequently.
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Are they martyred by the bicycling public? Maybe there should be a monument. They could pay for it selling license tags.
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Ha Ha!!! Selling tags to mow down dumbshit bicyclists!
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Not jealous here in the least. It would suck to have to live there.
![]() Maybe you should mosey over to the loud motorcyclist rant. That seems like something that someone from Breckenridge could get behind. |
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I've never heard of bicyclists throwing cans and junk at cars while going down the road, or getting behind a car and ringing their bell, or yelling for them to "get off the road".
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You have heard about what packs of bike riders have done to driver sin SF, have you not? |
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As a pedestrian, go to the bbq about bicyclists. This is about asshole automobile drivers. I'm sure they teach reading comprehension in SF. |
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The PIT has a tendency to come back around and bite self-rightous OP's in the ass. |
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Grow a funny bone doc. |
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I'm amazed at the denialists. I live in Portland as well, and there is an incredibly high percentage of asshole bicyclists. I can't remember the last time I've seen a car completely ignore a stop sign, intentionally drive the wrong way down a one-way street, drive at night without lights, refuse to put brakes on their car, or drive on a sidewalk. I see all of those done by bicyclists EVERY SINGLE DAY. Yesterday there was the hipster on his fixie that wobbled into my lane when he lost inertia as a bus pulled out. He was just too fucking cool to have gears on his bike. Many bicyclists don't even obey stop signs when there are pedestrians crossing the street. A few weeks ago I saw a bicyclist riding in the sidewalk the wrong way on a one way street and just blow through the intersection. I don't know how I missed him.
I commuted by bike in Boston 35 years ago and done my share of cross country riding here and in Europe, so I fully support bicycles sharing the road with cars. But a large proportion of bicyclists are fucking it up for everyone. And yes, I've had bottles thrown at me when I was riding and had someone try and run me off the road, but those people are few and far between here in Portland. Assholes on bikes are as ubiquitous as Starbucks. |
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No it's not, it's a lame attempt of parody. Don't be surprised when someone tells you to suck their tu quoque.
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Only a person from Portland would throw out that Latin phrase (I'm guessing your pinkie was sticking out when you typed it). And yes, I hear that town is filled with menacing hipsters on fixies threatening slow-moving hypermilage hybrid cars. Portland exists in a bubble not seen anywhere else.
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Why this happens, IME, is that cars will frequently try to pass a cyclist in the right lane even when there's another car in the left lane, so the passing car is "squeezing through" between two other vehicles (a bike to the right and a car to the left) in two lanes. That's dangerously crowded if you're moving at normal city driving speeds (as opposed to, say, creeping slowly up to a stoplight). That's when it makes sense for the cyclist to keep their lane instead of moving towards the shoulder, so the overtaking car will have to wait for a clear space in the left lane and change lanes in order to pass the bike, instead of trying to squeeze through on the right of left-lane traffic. |
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If you live in some cow town in flyover land that has a people in pickup trucks running an occasional bicyclist off the road, then the thread on asshole bicylists probably doesn't make much sense to you. Real cities like Boston, NY, Seattle, San Francisco have a problem with scofflaw bicyclists that is eroding support for bike lanes and endangering riders and pedestrians. |
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But there is always a 'but'. My Wife and I live in a very bike friendly community. We've spent millions on recreational paths. Yes, there are walkers on it. The road I drive every day is a two lane mountain highway. I have zero problems with bikes using the portion of that road when there is no alternative. They do have the good sense to keep as far right as possible. It is legal to cross a solid yellow line in Colorado to pass a bike. If the bike keeps far right, it's much easier and safer to pass as the car does not need to get to the other lane for nearly as long. This provides many more opertunites to pass. Slow moving vehicles also follow this simple common courtesy. Usually. My Wife, trains and rides a lot (triathlete). She follows this common sense and interestling enough, has never complained about cars to me. Last edited by enipla; 04-30-2012 at 11:10 AM. |
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