What's all this then? (fruit contains fruit)

[The Great Sun Jester]

I have just discovered a coconut which contains a lime. What am I supposed to do with this? Why would someone do this?

[tdn]

Drink it all up.

[Sicks Ate]

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya

Why would someone do this?

Perhaps, to relieve a belly ache?

[Dendarii Dame]

Call your doctor. To be specific, your DOC-TAH!

[Wheelz]

Originally Posted by Dendarii Dame

Call your doctor. To be specific, your DOC-TAH!

Try not to wake him up.

[SeaDragonTattoo]

Don't forget to call in the morning.

[Cat Whisperer]

Now we've cleared up this mystery, maybe someone can figure out what you do with a drunken sailor.

[cher3]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

Now we've cleared up this mystery, maybe someone can figure out what you do with a drunken sailor.

Nah, let's work on that in the morning. Early.

[The Great Sun Jester]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

Now we've cleared up this mystery, maybe someone can figure out what you do with a drunken sailor.

I'm all for shaving his junk with a rusty razor.

[tdn]

Do we even have a long boat? Does it need bailing?

[Cat Whisperer]

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya

I'm all for shaving his junk with a rusty razor.

Ah, that's perfect - now I have that line in my head, set to music. I can always count on you, Inigo.

[Sicks Ate]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

Now we've cleared up this mystery, maybe someone can figure out what you do with a drunken sailor.

Good question!

[SubaRhubarb]

Was it one of those migrating coconuts?

[Cat Whisperer]

Originally Posted by SubaRhubarb

Was it one of those migrating coconuts?

What, the ones found in the British Isles during the time of King Arthur?

[tdn]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

What, the ones found in the British Isles during the time of King Arthur?

No, it's far too perilous.

[Maggie the Ocelot]

My concern is actually with a bunch of bananas I just found. I can't quite tell if it's a six-foot, seven-foot, or eight-foot bunch, but I'm pretty sure it contains a highly deadly black tarantula.

[Sicks Ate]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

What, the ones found in the British Isles during the time of King Arthur?

And we've come 360 back to limeys.

[Heart of Dorkness]

Originally Posted by Maggie the Ocelot

My concern is actually with a bunch of bananas I just found. I can't quite tell if it's a six-foot, seven-foot, or eight-foot bunch, but I'm pretty sure it contains a highly deadly black tarantula.

Yikes! You'd better steer clear of them, then. Why don't you take one of my coconuts instead? I have a quite a few of them, in a variety of sizes. They're all lined up here; aren't they lovely?

[LawMonkey]

Doesn't anyone have any peaches? I've always wanted to really shake a tree.

[Antigen]

Originally Posted by LawMonkey

Doesn't anyone have any peaches? I've always wanted to really shake a tree.

I'm pretty sure there's a spot you can find millions of peaches. Peaches for free.

[The Tao's Revenge]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

Now we've cleared up this mystery, maybe someone can figure out what you do with a drunken sailor.

Maybe you'd be drunk too if you saw Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see

[Michael63129]

The title of this thread (fruit contains fruit) reminds me of the silly notices (as allergy warnings) found on some food containers, such as on a can of tuna: "contains fish", or peanuts "contains peanuts/nuts".

[Rachellelogram]

Ahhh, the mystical limonut! I thought they went extinct simultaneously with the brontosaurus and Pluto.

[amarinth]

Originally Posted by Maggie the Ocelot

My concern is actually with a bunch of bananas I just found. I can't quite tell if it's a six-foot, seven-foot, or eight-foot bunch, but I'm pretty sure it contains a highly deadly black tarantula.

Yeah, I don't have any bananas, not today at least.

[Smapti]

Originally Posted by LawMonkey

Doesn't anyone have any peaches? I've always wanted to really shake a tree.

I've heard there's an island way out in the seas where babies grow on trees.

[dropzone]

Now lemme get this straight...You put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up? Where do baby trees fit in?

[Polycarp]

Originally Posted by Maggie the Ocelot

My concern is actually with a bunch of bananas I just found. I can't quite tell if it's a six-foot, seven-foot, or eight-foot bunch, but I'm pretty sure it contains a highly deadly black tarantula.

Deo volente, you'll never need to find out.

[Rhythmdvl]

Originally Posted by dropzone

Now lemme get this straight...You put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up? Where do baby trees fit in?

They should fit nicely over in the corner. Let me see if I can get my aunt to move them there.

[Little Nemo]

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya

Why would someone do this?

Because one is the loneliest number.

But it turns out two can be as bad as one.

[CanvasShoes]

Originally Posted by Little Nemo

Because one is the loneliest number.

But it turns out two can be as bad as one.

Well, it does take two, baby.

[The Great Sun Jester]

Originally Posted by CanvasShoes

Well, it does take two, baby.

Ok, a little off the rails here.
1) Gay is the wrong kind of fruit for this thread
2) Marvin Gaye wasn't actually gay, hence not a fruit.

If you need a moment to reflect you should ride this big black horse to that cherry tree over there in the middle of nowhere.

[Mangetout]

Originally Posted by Maggie the Ocelot

My concern is actually with a bunch of bananas I just found. I can't quite tell if it's a six-foot, seven-foot, or eight-foot bunch...

Have you tried tallying them? Or maybe get a professional to do it for you?

[Little Nemo]

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya

If you need a moment to reflect you should ride this big black horse to that cherry tree over there in the middle of nowhere.

I've been riding my horse out here in the desert. But at least it's not raining. And there's nobody around to bother us and we don't use names.

[Baker]

Originally Posted by Little Nemo

I've been riding my horse out here in the desert. But at least it's not raining. And there's nobody around to bother us and we don't use names.

But is there anyone to give you pain?

[The Other Waldo Pepper]

Originally Posted by Baker

But is there anyone to give you pain?

I got no response upon announcing myself. "I am," I said -- to no one there -- and no one heard at all.

Not even the chair.

[Polycarp]

Originally Posted by The Other Waldo Pepper

I got no response upon announcing myself. "I am," I said -- to no one there -- and no one heard at all.

Not even the chair.

Perhaps you should buy a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner's pies, and set off on an interurban bus, since it appears that you are lost between two shores. (Just be careful not to end up on any Brooklyn roads, especially bon a September morn!)

[Taomist]

On a September Morn, cherries sure got the way to groove me.

[CanvasShoes]

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya

Ok, a little off the rails here.
1) Gay is the wrong kind of fruit for this thread
2) Marvin Gaye wasn't actually gay, hence not a fruit.

If you need a moment to reflect you should ride this big black horse to that cherry tree over there in the middle of nowhere.

Well, yeah, but then I'd have to bake a pie for that darned Billy.

[Crab Rangoon]

Originally Posted by Mangetout

Have you tried tallying them? Or maybe get a professional to do it for you?

I'm a professional.

But I only count potatoes.

One potato, two potato, three potato.......four! Five potato, six potato, seven potato.........More!

[Baker]

Originally Posted by CanvasShoes

Well, yeah, but then I'd have to bake a pie for that darned Billy.

So are you too young to leave your mother?

[CanvasShoes]

Originally Posted by Baker

So are you too young to leave your mother?

No, and I can make a grown man cry.

[Little Nemo]

Originally Posted by CanvasShoes

Well, yeah, but then I'd have to bake a pie for that darned Billy.

And then instead of sitting down and eating that nice pie you made for him, Billy had to go volunteering to be a hero.

[Cat Whisperer]

Originally Posted by The Other Waldo Pepper

I got no response upon announcing myself. "I am," I said -- to no one there -- and no one heard at all.

Not even the chair.

Chairs can be that way.