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Old 05-28-2012, 03:20 PM
stegon66 stegon66 is offline
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I pit Summer Glau...

I hereby pit Summer Glau for appearing in my dreams last night and still not having sex with me.

She did however, sign her autobiography for me.

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Old 05-28-2012, 03:44 PM
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Is that you, Howard?

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Old 05-28-2012, 04:19 PM
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Be careful no power in the Verse can stop her!!
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Old 05-28-2012, 04:43 PM
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Something for tonight's dream.
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Old 05-28-2012, 04:58 PM
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:12 PM
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Re: something for tonight's dream.

Eh, I'm over Summer. Snooty trollop comes into my dream hawking her lousy book? Fie on her! Instead I'm hoping for a replay of that awesome bondage dream from a few years ago that starred Selma Blair. I am not kidding.
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:07 PM
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Just be happy you've ever successfully had sex in your dreams. The closest I've gotten is a little making out and giving a hand job.


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Is that you, Howard?
Depends: does he constantly refer to all dream celebs by their full names?
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Old 05-29-2012, 09:39 AM
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To be honest, the two celebs I've named are the only ones I can recall ever dreaming about...
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