I had a sex dream about Vivian from Out of the Box.*
I know it’s wrong. I can’t control who or what I dream about. But for Og’s sake, she’s a host on a show for children. What kind of synapses are misfiring in my twisted brain that would lead me to have a sex dream about HER? I need help. I need a brain eraser. MAKE IT STOP!!! At least my wife got a good laugh out of it.
So, any Dopers here had sex dreams with people that make you uncomfortable? I need someone to tell me I’m not insane. Or at least that I’m not the only person who is not quite right in head.
*For those who don’t know, Out of the Box is a children’s show on the Disney channel. My daughter is currently addicted to it. Vivian is the female hostess of the show.
Well, that’s not just a children’s show, it’s a little children’s show for you know, little kids. You sick bastard! :eek:
Seriously, it can’t be that bad. I mean, Hank Hill had a dream about grilling steaks naked with his best friend’s wife! And it turns out the real tag to the dream was the meat, and not Dale’s wife. You had a live human female in yours.
Okay, seriously seriously now. It can’t be that bad. She’s a young, fairly attractive person, and I know I’ve had crazier sex dreams. One of the repeats wasn’t that attractive either. But they sure gave off a real great sexual vibe…
Not a dream but, once, while a teenager and getting some “alone time” in with myself, to finish the job, I had the mental image of…
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Weezy Jefferson.
I know, I know. I don’t get it either. But there it is.
Well, Though I didn’t actually “participate,” I once had a dream featuring the two female leads of a certain primetime animated series (guess which)…um…“enjoying each other’s company.”
I actually feel a little bad about that dream, I felt like I was intruding.
Ranchoth
(They really made a lovely couple.)
Ben Affleck. Just the other morning, in fact. And while I do think he’s a cutie-pie, he is also many years too young for me. I woke up feeling like I’d hit on one of my kid’s friends.
When I was pregnant, I swear I must have dreamt about every man I knew in real life at least once.
In general my list seems to be varied;
Jamie Lee Curtis, Drew Carey, Alan Rickman, Christina Ricci, Ryan Styles, Anthony what’s his name-Dr. Greene on ER, Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, Will Smith, David Caruso, Jill Henessey, Dennis Quaid, Kathleen Turner, Jodie Foster and, well I’m sure there’s a few others.
Plus, [sub]ahem[/sub] a few people from this board.
Apparently I dream I whole lot more than I fantasize.
Ok, this raises all sorts of weird psychological issues, but I once had a dream that I engaged in lewd acts with…myself. Not in the usual autoerotic sense, either. There was another me there in my dream, and I boinked him. I only had this dream once, but I don’t think I’ll be forgetting it any time soon. I still remember waking up and sleepily thinking, “what the HELL was THAT?!”
Well, I’m not entirely sure I can top Erroneus’ post, but then again, I’m not sure anybody could.
I had a dream my boss and I were running all around town trying to find a spot to get down to it, but we kept getting interrupted by his ex-wife, who for some reason, was Nancy Travis. I have no idea where she came from, he’s never been married, and as far as I know, has never met Nancy Travis, but nevertheless, there she was peering in windows and pounding on doors.
The day after having this dream, which actually got downright filthy at times, I walked into work, and my boss looked at me, smiled, and said hello, like he does every day. I blushed so badly, I could feel the heat coming off my face. Thankfully, he either didn’t notice or pretended not to notice, I would have been hard pressed to explain why my entire face was the color of a beet.
An ice stater I only saw once on television, his name is Joseph ?. I can’t remember, but he was awfully good at other things too, at least in my dream.
