Sunday morning I woke up to a really pornographic dream about a mild acquaintance. He isn’t bad looking, but I have never been attracted to him nor have I ever thought about him in a sexual way. In fact, I don’t think about him at all, just say hello to him when I see him and maybe share a few niceties about the weather.
Without getting graphic, I will just say that this dream was very hot and nasty and he was GOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOD. I think I may look at him differently the next time I see him, having seen him naked and in action.
So anyway - WTF was THAT about?!?!? It’s not the first time I have had a really dirty dream about someone unexpected, hell, as heterosexual female some of the best have been lesbian dreams.
It was a little ironic but the morning show on a radio station was talking about this very thing this morning. :::Twighlight Zone Music::: Must have been the weekend for wet dreams, eh?
I have sexual dreams all the time. Some of them are so realistic and so, dare I say, satisfying, that when I wake up I feel guilty and feel like I should apologize to Mrs. Rastahomie :eek:!
And here’s the weird part: I’m straight as an arrow, and rather conservative sexually, but I often dream that I’m with men, or having a 3-way, or acting out some fetish, or doing all sorts of other naughty things that I wouldn’t do for a million dollars IRL :eek:!
My dreams only have the promise of porn, I never actually get to the action. For example, in dreamworld I hook up with a 10 beautiful women I am acquainted with, and who promise wanton and depraved sexual acts with me, but first I must build a canoe out of coffee stirrers and propel it with an egg beater across Lake Michigan to get to the orgy and I spend the rest of the dream designing the canoe and testing wind currents or tides or something. How f*cked up is that?
I have dreams like this a lot. Unfortunately, my last one somehow involved Eminem (icky!) and I havin’ a go at it in a bed with 2 other couples using it too. WEIRD! :eek:
Why can’t I have these dreams about someone I actually want?!
Darn it! How do you folks have those dreams? I haven’t had an erotic dream in at least a year, maybe two. And even then it only just got to the good stuff when my alarm went off I had to go to school. And before that … well, I’ve had maybe three erotic dreams in my life. Total. And they pretty much sucked.
(Oh, and xizor, I don’t mean to be mean but that’s funny as hell.)
However, my dreams regarding him are about as fulfilling as our real-life actions toward each other. We live five states apart, but I have dreams about eating icecream and watching movies with him. And sometimes holding hands.
Gee, maybe I’m dreaming we’re married.
Corr, who actually likes that soppy romantic stuff
Well, Freud believed that dreams were the window to the subconcious, although given what I have seen Diane post about, I think they might be the window to the merely unfulfilled, but fairly concious.
Now IANAP, but I think it would be good for you to act on all of your fantasies. And videotape them. And make copies of the videotape. This will help all of the repressed desires out, yours as well as ours. Then we’ll all be happy. And sweaty. And perhaps a bit musty. But who is hurt? Unless they involve S&M of some sort. But that’s the merrier, no?
And xisor, most of my sexual dreams are like this, but perhaps more frustrating, where I get very close but not quite there. I sometimes even think in my dream that this is being unfaithful to Mrs. ShibbOleth so I should just stop it right there. Were you raised Catholic or any other religion requiring a lot of guilt by any chance?
I’ve had some porno dreams. Most involve Gunslinger, but some of them… geez, what part of my subconscious drags those people up? I’ve done the nasty in my dreams with Kid Rock, Hank Williams III, and Dale Earnhardt Jr, none of whom I find too attractive when I’m awake.
I once had a dirty dream about Karl Malone that involved a video camera (and the roof of my shed only it wasn’t really my shed, oh and a big bucket of marbles). Does that count or do you mean an actual, real life video tape?
I had a dream just the other afternoon that I was eating out a close (female) friend of mine. I was enjoying it a lot, and she was too. Apparantly I am good at that.
I told TN*hippie about it and he thought it was verrrry interesting.
I have dreams like that all the time, sometimes I even orgasm in my dreams and feel a mild version of it in real life. Very interesting, IMHO.
I don’t feel guilty, I’m positive that foxboy fantasizes about a very close female friend of his. But that’s another story
I am this close ::holds up fingers just a tad apart:: from drafting you onto the SDMB intramural porno drill team. Especially if you did this while wearing your Happy Fun Squad cheerleader uniform.
