Tonight you have got to pop in a casette and videotape your dreams.
The best one I can remember is one where I took a shower with Barbra Eden. Only except she wasn’t really Barbra Eden she was “Jeanie” and she called me master!
I had that dream about 15 years ago and I still remember it like it were yesterday. (sigh)
xizor - yes, it is that obvious! It sounded like a Dilbert cartoon.
My dreams tend to be far less interesting than my waking fantasies. I think I may be so unrepressed that there ain’t nothing left there for my subconscious to work out. 
About 7 years ago, I had a dream where I was getting sexually intimate with a student of mine that IRL I didn’t find particularly attractive. Woke up thinking ‘what the Sam Hill was she doing in a dream like that?’
I have dreams where I am about to get sex, but I wake up too early. Occasionally I will actually get penetration, but the dream never lasts long enough for me to finish the act. Very frustrating.
I’m with xizor on this one. I’m usually trying to find coins to buy a newspaper to look through the employment section to find a second job to get money to afford a chainsaw to fell the trees to carve out the coffee stirrers…
Oh well.
Send me your address and I will mail you an exciting video tape involving the Mississippi river, a weird, long, flat boat, and a very cool contraption (not unlike the chains on the first hill of a rollercoaster) that pulls boats up those big hills in rivers. Hey, it made sense in my dream. Oh, I think there was a part where the boat disappeared and we had to ride bikes - or something. I just know there was no sex. 
Now THAT sounds like one of my dreams!
Um, that sounds interesting. Feel free to tape over that one tonight. And no fair masturbating yourself to sleep, it takes the edge off. Especially if you fantasize about rollercoasters instead of NBA players. And chains.
LOL! I am listening to the radio and Addicted to Love is on right now! Weird coincidence.
Heh. And I just realized that I’m listening to U2:
“But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…”
Sound familiar to some of you, maybe?
I seriously have sexual dreams every night. A little more than year ago they were all about this guy Brian and one of my best friends, Sarah. Now there all about a different, hotter Brian. It’s great! I’m either with Brian alone or a three way with another girl, usually Talena from Kittie…
There’s always leather, candles, hot wax…all that good stuff 
Thank God for vivid dreams
~Kittie
My dreams usually end before the sex begins.
Come to think of it, so do most of my relationships.
Damn…
If you are anything like your screen name Tixenfleaz, I may have some relationship advice for you. 
I have definitely got to invent, patent and distribute my DreamRecorder[sup]TM[/sup]! Then we invent, patent and sell the DreamPlayer[sup]TM[/sup] that allows those folks who don’t have satisfying dreams to borrow the dreams of those who are more, how shall I say, adventurous.
One.
Just one.
One goddam sex dream in my whole life, and that was nearly 30 years ago!
I guess my dreaming self can’t compete with my waking imagination…so it doesn’t even try.
Shit.
Damn you all.
I have recurring dreams about terrorist mice. They try to take over warehouses of cheese and their leader wears a little black beret.
I’ve been having these dreams for at least five years now, but do I dream about sex? Noooo…
Woohoo!! We have a porno drill team? How would the cheers go?
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT US???
Nonny
Well, you’re certainly not gonna stay a Nonny Mouse for long if you start posting around here.
Perhaps you can stop by later and help me choreograph a few moves I have in mind