Porno Dreams

Gawd this is so much like me it’s not even funny. I rarely have erotic dreams(having a fairly creative and flexible sex life IRL) but when I do, it’s always stupid stuff like this that gets to me. Things like trying to read a book(I’ve been told you can’t read in your dreams, the messages get garbled) while there is a massive orgy going on all around me and people inviting me to join in.

Of course now I’ll probably go home and have a dream about how to build a boat out of coffee stirrers. The kind I’m most familiar with are the tiny straws, so I’m not sure if it would be better to seal the ends and try to use the trapped air in a mesh or to try to weave them tightly enough to prevent leaks in a semi-solid hull.

Grr, better stop by the breakroom on the way out so I can experiment before bedtime or I really will have this dream.

Steven
Rushing home to watch the new Star Trek series premiere.

I used to have wild sex dreams about a dark haired man when I was with my ex. Then I married a dark haired man who lured me away from my ex… now I am having dreams about 16 - 18 year old guys… I think I may be in trouble here…