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Old 06-13-2012, 08:09 AM
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The crazy things people do to their bodies. Meet Vanity Wonder

Possibly the most out of proportion body modification/plastic surgery procedure? Alhough having just typed that I am reminded that there have been women whove had extremely large breast implants.

The photos are not modified apparently, this is really how she looks.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ites-book.html
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Old 06-13-2012, 08:13 AM
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Baby got back!
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Old 06-13-2012, 08:14 AM
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What the barnacles?

Her websites says:

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Everything I do is structured by the Grace, Love and Protection of GOD. A special Thank You goes out to these following people and companies.
Do you think she has to buy two seats to get on an airplane?

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Old 06-13-2012, 08:22 AM
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Baby got back!
Back? Baybee got a Trailer
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Old 06-13-2012, 08:34 AM
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Too bad. She looked good before. Now she looks silly. I expect that butt is going to sag in a major way as she gets older.
At least she's still alive. I've seen a few stories about women dying from getting someone to give them a butt injection on the black market.
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Old 06-13-2012, 08:36 AM
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Back? Baybee got a Trailer
I bet she's feeling fly with her G6.
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:26 AM
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She shouldn't flush while still seated or else vapor-lock might trap here there.
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:35 AM
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Is that all removable once she regains her senses?

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Old 06-13-2012, 09:38 AM
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"Vanity Wonder", huh?


If you google her name, you get links to a bunch of Big Butt sites. She's evidently a model who wanted to achieve this look for her careerm, and has gone out of her way to get it. It isn't as if she's an obsessive individual whjo has pursued body modification solely to satisfy her own ends*, like that guy who injected his own penis until it was a huge misshapen lump.




*you should pardon the expression.
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:52 AM
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Poor thing.
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:34 PM
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I'm surprised that she can sit on that without falling over forward.
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:39 PM
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I'm surprised that she can sit on that without falling over forward.
Or walk without falling backwards
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:43 PM
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She risks snapping her spine if she sleeps on her back.
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:45 PM
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Wow, what an ass.

Apparently all of GODs Grace Love and Protection wasn't enough to get her ass right the first time.
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:54 PM
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If you google her name, you get links to a bunch of Big Butt sites.

Annnnnnnnd one SDMB thread Guess we can look forward to some new posters soon!

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She risks snapping her spine if she sleeps on her back.
Guess she's not a Norwegian Blue.
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Old 06-13-2012, 03:05 PM
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Is that all removable once she regains her senses?

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If you google her name, you get links to a bunch of Big Butt sites. She's evidently a model who wanted to achieve this look for her careerm, and has gone out of her way to get it. It isn't as if she's an obsessive individual whjo has pursued body modification solely to satisfy her own ends*, like that guy who injected his own penis until it was a huge misshapen lump.
So, if you read the article, like at all, instead of just looking at the pictures, you'd know that she's no longer getting shots, she's written a book about her experiences and the world of black market plastic surgery as a warning to other women, and that she's grateful that unlike many other women, she didn't die.
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Old 06-13-2012, 03:12 PM
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So, if you read the article, like at all, instead of just looking at the pictures, you'd know that she's no longer getting shots, she's written a book about her experiences and the world of black market plastic surgery as a warning to other women, and that she's grateful that unlike many other women, she didn't die.
And this contradicts what I wrote, how?

Nor does the article mention her career in this.
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Old 06-14-2012, 10:05 AM
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Inner Stckler - I did read the article, and it doesn't answer my question about whether the excess can be removed. And, in fact, the article says she's "not dissatisfied" about how she looks now, although she's grateful she's in one piece.
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She admits she stopped when she was nearly sent to jail, and she realised that if anything were to happen to her, she would not be around to take care of her sons. It was a reality check that cut her addiction short.
When looking in the mirror now, she says she does not feel dissatisfied with her body.
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Old 06-14-2012, 10:11 AM
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My favorite part was when the Kwik-E-Mart got mentioned as a real place.
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:15 AM
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You wanna see crazy things people do to their bodies? Meet Maria Jose Cristerna aka Vampire Woman.
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:26 AM
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So, when she asks, "Do I look fat in these jeans?" how exactly are you supposed to answer that?
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:53 AM
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You wanna see crazy things people do to their bodies? Meet Maria Jose Cristerna aka Vampire Woman.

"Typical housewive"???


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So, when she asks, "Do I look fat in these jeans?" how exactly are you supposed to answer that?
"Don't worry, darling, of course you do!"
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:17 PM
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Inner Stckler - I did read the article, and it doesn't answer my question about whether the excess can be removed. And, in fact, the article says she's "not dissatisfied" about how she looks now, although she's grateful she's in one piece.
"I'm here to tell you it's not worth it, even if you end up with a fine, fine ass like mine. Mmm!"
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:38 PM
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I'm surprised that she can sit on that without falling over forward.
Apparently you're not familiar with the "Weeble" effect.
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Old 06-14-2012, 02:29 PM
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So, when she asks, "Do I look fat in these jeans?" how exactly are you supposed to answer that?
Baby, you look PHAT in these jeans!
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