I see this sentiment a lot, so I am gonna give it an serious answer.
No. Pigging out on malomars will NOT give the kind of butt that tends to be admired in the kind of culture that likes big butts. Think of big butts like big lips. They are a specific physical characteristic that some people have and some don’t.
When people who aren’t predisposed to big ol’ booties eat too much and get really fat, they tend to have wide, flat, baggy asses that have nothing to do with the kind of big booty that people like.
Some dummies think they can buy a big ol’ round booty, but it is the same disaster as when folks think they can buy big ol lips. It never looks right. Some boob jobs look terrific. To me, butt jobs never do. They never look like the big booties I see in the hood. They just look odd. Anyone getting injections for a big booty is an idiot. Anyone overeating to try and gain a big booty is an idiot.
~ This big booty lesson brought to you by Nzinga, Seated; an admirer of big round booties.
ETA: Finagle is cracking me up.