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Old 06-19-2012, 04:55 AM
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No Avatars Here? Why?

How come none of us can have picture avatars at this forum?

Who here wiches they had an avatar?
i do
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:09 AM
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Because we are a group of conservative old farts who miss the wild and woolly days of USENet.

We know people by their ideas and spelling skills, and not on what picture they can find to put up next to their names.
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:11 AM
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Because we are a group of conservative old farts who miss the wild and woolly days of USENet.

We know people by their ideas and spelling skills, and not on what picture they can find to put up next to their names.
there's no polls here either.
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:13 AM
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Sure there are. In the forums where polls might be useful. Read the Forum Descriptions - I have taken the liberty to Report your post for a forum change, About This Message Board is the best place to ask about board culture and mechanics.
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:14 AM
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there's no polls here either.
You are correct. At least in this forum.

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Old 06-19-2012, 05:14 AM
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Straight Dope should move to Xenforo, or it could move to Forumotion.

Forumotion is free, more modern, and more customizable. here is an example of a forumotion forum.

http://urbaniteforums.halofight.com/

We also cant post pics and vids here either.
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:17 AM
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Straight Dope should move to Xenforo, or it could move to Forumotion.

Forumotion is free, more modern, and more customizable. here is an example of a forumotion forum.

http://urbaniteforums.halofight.com/

We also cant post pics and vids here either.
Just to clarify: you've just joined this forum today, a forum that has been here for years, and you want to change it?

Why did you join it if it's not to your liking? There are roughly 7,9374,892,768,934 other forums out there with all the avatars and flashing lights you need.
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:18 AM
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To publicize the other fora he finally linked to, of course. It looks like this thread is going to be deleted, rather than moved.
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:19 AM
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Just to clarify: you've just joined this forum today, a forum that has been here for years, and you want to change it?

Why did you join it if it's not to your liking? There are roughly 7,9374,892,768,934 other forums out there with all the avatars and flashing lights you need.
Hey, don't get pissy I was just making suggestions. I actually think this is one of the tbest forums on the webs because of its well built community.
It has many members, quick response times, and actual comments. I was just thinking of the software. thats all

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Old 06-19-2012, 05:20 AM
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The issue has been thrashed out many times.

Basically, some dopers feel that avatars would lower the tone -- even if they have to be manually enabled per-user, and would be off by default.

It's quite an irrational position IMO, but unfortunately it is held by several of the mods, so it is not likely to change any time soon.

More's the pity because I do find that avatars make it easier to keep mental track of who said what.
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:24 AM
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Hey, don't get pissy I was just making suggestions. I actually think this is one of the tbest forums on the webs because of its well built community.
It has many members, quick response times, and actual comments. I was just thinking of the software. thats all
The software is vBulletin. No need for new software; it handles avatars and plenty of other stuff just fine. The SDMB has chosen to turn them off.
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:42 AM
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We don't need no stinkin' avatars.
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:07 AM
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More's the pity because I do find that avatars make it easier to keep mental track of who said what.
Since a great number (possibly the majority) wouldn't even bother to use avatars, this isn't a very convincing reason. On other boards that allow them and that I had to go to the trouble of turning on myself, I notice a great many who don't bother, and those are boards far less "conservative" than this one is.

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Old 06-19-2012, 06:09 AM
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... I actually think this is one of the tbest forums on the webs because of its well built community.
It has many members, quick response times, and actual comments. I was just thinking of the software. thats all
This forum might be good like that because it has no avatars. The lack of avatars might attract people who form a good community like this.
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:10 AM
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Early in his career, James Cameron slighted one of TPTB here. Thus, no avatars. Ever.
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:11 AM
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This forum might be good like that because it has no avatars. The lack of avatars might attract people who form a good community like this.
And this "reason" is the other side of the fence. I hope you were joking.
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:15 AM
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Personally, I'm capable of reading without the assistance of pictures.
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:17 AM
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Personally, I'm capable of reading without the assistance of pictures.
And without moving your lips and without tracking your spot with a finger? Wow!
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:30 AM
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And without moving your lips and without tracking your spot with a finger? Wow!
Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:38 AM
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Avatars also end up being nothing but one copy-write infringement after another. On a forum that actually cares about such things, why bother adding policing avatars to the workload.
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:13 AM
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Since a great number (possibly the majority) wouldn't even bother to use avatars, this isn't a very convincing reason. On other boards that allow them and that I had to go to the trouble of turning on myself, I notice a great many who don't bother, and those are boards far less "conservative" than this one is.
Only a minority of people using a feature =/= the feature is not worthwhile having.

And clearly SDMB don't actually think that, as there are already a bunch of features you can enable that the majority keep disabled.
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:21 AM
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Avatars also end up being nothing but one copy-write infringement after another. On a forum that actually cares about such things, why bother adding policing avatars to the workload.
Some forums have a set of images from which you must select an avatar, and they are often just abstract images.
This is the option I've suggested several times; genuinely I just want avatars to help track conversations, not to show off some "funny" photoshop effort.
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:23 AM
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Some forums have a set of images from which you must select an avatar, and they are often just abstract images.
This is the option I've suggested several times; genuinely I just want avatars to help track conversations, not to show off some "funny" photoshop effort.
If it cannot be personalized, why have an avatar at all? Wouldn't a few hundred Users choosing the blue spirally image force you to track participants by their Username anyway?
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:28 AM
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Straight Dope should move to Xenforo, or it could move to Forumotion.

Forumotion is free, more modern, and more customizable. here is an example of a forumotion forum.

http://urbaniteforums.halofight.com/

We also cant post pics and vids here either.
You might have picked a better example. That's one horrendous colour scheme.

I mean, I realise you were talking about the features, rather than the theme, but... my eyes! My Beautiful Eyes!
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:30 AM
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If it cannot be personalized, why have an avatar at all? Wouldn't a few hundred Users choosing the blue spirally image force you to track participants by their Username anyway?
There will be some collisions, sure, but they will be the exception rather than the rule assuming a decent number of images.

Anyway, it provides another degree of freedom. Currently, if two people's names are alike, they can get confused in a thread -- so people sometimes confuse me with Mijail, shijinn or Muffin or others I can't think of right now.

With avatars you're unlikely to get that unless the name and the avatar is alike, within a given thread. Significantly less often.
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:32 AM
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Only a minority of people using a feature =/= the feature is not worthwhile having.

And clearly SDMB don't actually think that, as there are already a bunch of features you can enable that the majority keep disabled.
I didn't say it was useless, just that it isn't a very convincing reason. In fact, it is a pretty weak reason if only a few use it. If you think it is a good reason for you, then say so. But don't try to generalize something like that.

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Old 06-19-2012, 07:38 AM
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:40 AM
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OK. You edited in the middle of my response, so I'll drop it. But I will say that although I don't care one way or another on this, people who do care on both sides are using some pretty silly reasons to support their positions.

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Old 06-19-2012, 07:42 AM
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ETA: Doh, we're both editing over the top of each other...

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I didn't say it was useless, just that it isn't a very convincing reason. In fact, it is a pretty weak reason if only a few use it. If you think it is a good reason for you, then say so. But don't try to generalize something like that.
I did say it would be a useful feature for me, my exact words were: "I do find that avatars make it easier to keep mental track of who said what".

Now of course it is my belief that there are others that share this opinion -- and indeed such people have said as such in the other avatar threads.

I'm not really sure what your point is now: that in your opinion few people will use avatars so I must say that I am alone in wanting avatars

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Old 06-19-2012, 07:43 AM
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No avatars here? Why?

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Who here wiches they had an avatar?
i do
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Forumotion is free, more modern, and more customizable. here is an example of a forumotion forum.
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We also cant post pics and vids here either.
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...I actually think this is one of the tbest forums on the webs because of its well built community.
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I was just thinking of the software. thats all
It's because these forums prefer proper capitalisation, punctuation and spelling over pretty pictures of kittens.
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Old 06-19-2012, 07:47 AM
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I'm not really sure what your point is now: that in your opinion few people will use avatars so I must say that I am alone in wanting avatars
OK, I'm going to say what I originally wanted to say, as we are editing over each other...

There is no consensus as to what the majority want. Just because a few people stumble into a thread and state their opinion is meaningless. My opinion is that your "reason" isn't very viable if the majority (or a sizable minority) don't bother anyway (and I used other sites as an example).

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Old 06-19-2012, 08:09 AM
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OK, I'm going to say what I originally wanted to say, as we are editing over each other...

There is no consensus as to what the majority want. Just because a few people stumble into a thread and state their opinion is meaningless. My opinion is that your "reason" isn't very viable if the majority (or a sizable minority) don't bother anyway (and I used other sites as an example).
OK, and to finally summarize my position:

I never claimed the majority want avatars, nor is it necessary for the majority to want a feature for a feature to be worthwhile doing.

But in my opinion a sizable proportion of dopers would use this feature.

Finally, it's always worth me pointing out the reason that I want avatars (to make threads easier to follow) because many of those against the feature seem convinced it is just about looking at pwetty pictures and making the dope less cerebral.
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Old 06-19-2012, 08:21 AM
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Finally, it's always worth me pointing out the reason that I want avatars (to make threads easier to follow) because many of those against the feature seem convinced it is just about looking at pwetty pictures and making the dope less cerebral.
As I said in a post above, people on both sides are using silly reasons to support their positions. Giving one silly reason to counter another isn't very helpful. I prefer to point out the flaws on each side. If people want avatars, fine. If they don't, fine. But be honest about it, and have an open mind.

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Old 06-19-2012, 08:24 AM
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As I said in a post above, people on both sides are using silly reasons to support their positions. Giving one silly reason to counter another isn't very helpful.
So you keep saying. What exactly is silly about my reason?
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Old 06-19-2012, 08:28 AM
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So you keep saying. What exactly is silly about my reason?
Because if people don't use avatars anyway, you can't use them for recognizability purposes. Just having a few people stand out a bit won't really accomplish anything. It is a better reason than the anti-avatar reasons, but if you are honest about it you will see the flaws in your reason as well.
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Old 06-19-2012, 08:57 AM
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Because if people don't use avatars anyway, you can't use them for recognizability purposes. Just having a few people stand out a bit won't really accomplish anything. It is a better reason than the anti-avatar reasons, but if you are honest about it you will see the flaws in your reason as well.
No -- that's only if I accept your premise, which I do not.

In any case, it still wouldn't make it "silly". If I were to say a benefit of self-driving cars is that they will be able to drive almost bumper to bumper and so roads could handle more traffic -- then it's fine to be skeptical about how many people will buy self-driving cars, but it doesn't make the perfectly valid point silly.

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Old 06-19-2012, 09:06 AM
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More's the pity because I do find that avatars make it easier to keep mental track of who said what.
Good point. But I think the avatar associated with a poster should get chosen by the reader not the poster. So, I read a post from bob I see an avatar I chose for him beside his name. And the straightdope should charge a nominal fee for the good ones like asshole, nutjob, and the pedobear. They'll be rich bitch.
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:06 AM
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It's because these forums prefer proper capitalisation, punctuation and spelling over pretty pictures of kittens.
Yes, and with the exception of the OP, no member of this board posts sans typos consistently.

Oh, wait, that's not true at all and many boards that allow avatars have just as high standards regarding communication.
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:35 AM
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Welcome to the board, Gezmo. The general reason we don't have avatars is that we prefer to emphasize what people are saying and not the flashy stuff. And yes, it's also true that some people find that stuff extremely annoying and we've gotten by for a very long time without them at this point. We tend to take it very slow with things like upgrades because we want to make sure the bugs are worked out before switching over to something else that might inconvenience people. If you stick around a while, maybe you'll see why things are the way they are around here.
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:40 AM
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This forum functions fine without avatars. It could reduce occasional confusions at which poster said what, and if Agent Foxtrot and Argent Towers are the same poster. I don't see confusing one poster with another as a big problem here.

If the administration did want to allow avatars to reduce confusion, I'd suggest offering an assortment of monotone images of historical figures or small objects. Tasteful, and could be copyright free. Maybe one or two hundred.

It seems to me that much of the appeal of avatars is picking out the perfect image --obscure, ironic, damnclever, whatever-- and while it's fun for a week or two, familiarity breeds contempt and most avatars look tired and precious soon thereafter.
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:47 AM
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Yes, and with the exception of the OP, no member of this board posts sans typos consistently.

Oh, wait, that's not true at all and many boards that allow avatars have just as high standards regarding communication.
Sure, that was just my response to a newbie who, on his first day, whines about no avatars because they'd be like kewl and can't put together a sentence without an error. It was a "consider the source" reply.

Other posters, like you, I pay attention to. I may not agree with you, but I pay attention to you.
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:47 AM
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:48 AM
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If the administration did want to allow avatars to reduce confusion, I'd suggest offering an assortment of monotone images of historical figures or small objects. Tasteful, and could be copyright free. Maybe one or two hundred.
With one or two hundred images available, how many posters would have the exact same image as I, assuming that the images were distributed evenly throughout the board?
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:58 AM
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It seems to me that much of the appeal of avatars is picking out the perfect image --obscure, ironic, damnclever, whatever-- and while it's fun for a week or two, familiarity breeds contempt and most avatars look tired and precious soon thereafter.
You have to turn avatars on in your CP in order to use them. If you find they look far too twee, you can just turn them off and the people who want them and like them are happy and the people who don't care for them are happy.

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Old 06-19-2012, 09:58 AM
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More's the pity because I do find that avatars make it easier to keep mental track of who said what.
Except that many of the places that have them, people are changing their avatar on a weekly, or even daily basis, rendering them useless for that purpose.
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:10 AM
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Except that many of the places that have them, people are changing their avatar on a weekly, or even daily basis, rendering them useless for that purpose.
Actually I just meant within a thread.
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:20 AM
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Forumotion is free, more modern, and more customizable. here is an example of a forumotion forum.

http://urbaniteforums.halofight.com/
Damn, that's ugly.
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:23 AM
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I vote we add a section to the FAQ detailing the fact that we've discussed this ad nauseam and initiate a policy that any discussion of avatars is immediately locked and the OP directed to read the FAQ.

I confident this suggestion will be met with complete aproval.
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:26 AM
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I do not care for them and would likely wander off should they arrive. I think, a lot of people, who don't really want to argue over it, feel the same way. Just my opinion.
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:27 AM
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Here is an example of a forum with avatars, and also, a well built community.


http://forums.spacebattles.com/
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