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Old 07-21-2012, 10:57 AM
gvozd gvozd is offline
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Is it possible that vagina become loose if your partner have a big one?

If I realize my wife's vagina one day has grown looser, can I say that she cheated on me with an African male?

Or too much sex can make girlfriend's vagina more loose?

Thank you
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:58 AM
Patty O'Furniture Patty O'Furniture is offline
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Oh my gvozd.
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:59 AM
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HELLLLLLOOOOOOO. . .helloooooo....hellooo....
Old 07-21-2012, 11:02 AM
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Google image for African male:

I'd say the answer is no.
Old 07-21-2012, 11:07 AM
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IANADoctor, but I think the answer is mostly no. Mostly, because one encounter isn't going make much difference, but a lot might.

Now that the factual part is out of the way, here's a classic joke:

Q: How can you tell if your date has had too much sex?

A: The board you have to put across to keep from falling in.
Old 07-21-2012, 11:10 AM
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Like wizard's sleeve?
Old 07-21-2012, 11:17 AM
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My you've got a big pussy.

My you've got a big pussy.

Why did you repeat that?

I didn't.

Old 07-21-2012, 11:18 AM
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If it happens suddenly, as you say in the OP in "one day," then I feel that it is far more likely that your penis has shrunk.
Old 07-21-2012, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by BlinkingDuck View Post
My you've got a big pussy.

My you've got a big pussy.

Why did you repeat that?

I didn't.

A classic!

Here's another: A guy brings a woman he met in a bar to his hotel room. She says, 'Stick your finger in,' which he does. Then she instructs him to put three fingers in. He does. She tells him to put his whole hand in. He does. Then she asks for both hands in. He complies yet again.

She says, 'Now clap'

The guy says, 'I can't!'

'Tight, huh?'
Old 07-21-2012, 11:27 AM
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she has learned to relax.
Old 07-21-2012, 11:50 AM
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bigger than a baby?
Old 07-21-2012, 12:18 PM
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Old 07-21-2012, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by gvozd View Post
If I realize my wife's vagina one day has grown looser, can I say that she cheated on me with an African male?
[Moderator Warning]

gvozd, this is so stupid I can't believe you are asking it in good faith. This is an official warning for trolling. Do not do this again or you will find your posting privileges in jeopardy. This thread is closed.

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