Yep, we don’t like a woman to be too big down there…I don’t know how you’d describe just what the right size for a woman to be is; but I suppose the sound would give things away,eh?
OK, a few things.
- Are we talking about vaginal capacity here?
In which case:
- No, we don’t want too much room. Friction is your friend.
- Eh, how would YOU know the sound was a giveaway
If you hear a squick squick sound, stop! Wrong end.
I thought he was talking about really really big lips. Oh well.
Handy, wanna clue us the hell in as to what the OP is talking about? I, for one, am wondering wtf you meant 
Assuming Coldfire is right:
I have to be able to feel both sides at the same time.
Size does matter Handy, you are right. I for one am glad not to be the grand canyon, or to have leather sides. And I might add this too - if you are built like a tree trunk, go away, you scare me!
*Aenea, who walks away blushing now.
Like men’s organ size, this is not something that we can really do anything about. I mean short of keggle exercises (which I do regularily… what can be done?
Soft plastic inserts? (typical man answer, eh?)
[Norm MacDonald]
Note to self: Don’t bother trying to impress Aenea. You will only FRIGHTEN her.
[/Norm MacDonald]
I would like to second that!! I mean big is good, to a POINT!!
Also, would a man not feel very inferior if his girl was way too big for him? I mean, what does that say about his predecesor in comparison?
What can I say, Mr. C? Some of us were just not built to be porn queens.
You’d like me then, Aenea. I’m built like a twig. I mean… uh… ah, shit, nevermind…
(And I wonder why I can’t get a date :D)
Friend of mine had a great description of his sexual encounter with a, er, “loose” woman: “It was like walking into a warm room with my zipper open.”
Old joke:
Man says to his wife “Hey, I’d like a little p***y”. His wife replies, “Me too, mine’s as big as a barn”.
My friend ripped while giving birth and the doctor told her husband that he had sewn her up better than new to give him a nice sng fit. My friend and her hubby were livid. She was tiny anyway and it was a tight fit to begin with.
Bastard.
I won’t even touch the OP.
My ex-brother-in-law referred to having sex with his wife as “throwing a hot dog down a hallway”
'scuse me while I do my Kegel exercises…
Funny, my usual answer is “I have one, it’s way over-rated…” (said completely deadpan) or else “I’ve got one…if you like, I’ll share it with you…”
Now I’m blushing… :o
First time I heard that was from the movie “Predator” (damn, that was a great flick). 'Cept the punchline was “Mine’s as big as a house”, but you get the idea.
'Nother one, same movie:
“I went over to my girlfriends, and I said, ‘Jeez, you got a big py! Jeez, you got a big py!’ My girlfriend asked, ‘Why’d you say it twice?’ I said, ‘I didn’t… that was the echo!’”
As you can see, Genitalia Humor was bad even in the '80s. 