Well, I don’t have a tree trunk… not exactly a twig either IMHO. It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic in it.
I think it’s like Nika said, you’re born with it, so learn to deal with it. There’s nothing you can do about it.
My ex was just as tight after two kids and seventeen years of marriage as she was when we met. I’ve been with “experienced” women (if you follow me) who were tight and near virgins who weren’t. There are many positions that will “put the squeeze” on and make it enjoyable to both partys.
Maybe I’m just getting old but I really don’t see sex as the only thing in a relationship. If I could find a good woman that I trusted and felt comfortable with and enjoyed talking to…one that I could really open up with and share my life with. I wouldn’t care if I could drive a truck into it. Cause it would still be great.
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I dunno…this sort of thing just isn’t the kind of thing you can truly bring up seriously without thinking of bad past experiences…and it’s so hard to refrain from being vulgar about said experiences.
Well no. There is a difference between big lips and being tight or loose. Have you ever seen the pictures of people who stretch their lips? Or the doctor who performs lip reduction surgery. Doesn’t nesecarily have anything to do with the internal parts. You can also get lip implants. You could get balls or pyramids placed in them for a really exotic look.
You like a point on yours? :eek: I prefer mine gently rounded.
Another old joke:
A couple (probably aggies) went to a therapist because their love life was unsatisfying. The therapist suggested that they include more play in bed: “For instance, I roll marbles up my wife’s and she throws donuts on mine”
The couple left the therapist and went to the grocery store. He said to her: “OK, honey, You go get the lifesavers, and I’ll get the oranges”
I am sure I have no idea what this is about, but I AM intrigued.
Unless we are talking about really grotesque… uhm… Hammers or Sockets or Screws and pilot holes or whatever, the point is size isn’t really the issue.
It’s all about passion, respect, trust, the proper mix of imagination and enthusiasim, humor and technique.
Oh and of course lubrication. oooh and baby oil massages, and toys…yes toys are very good, Candles are nice if they are not too pointy, I am rather fond of feathers, and let’s not forget the industrial size can of chocolate pudding (Mr. 57’s favorite)
