I understand that he was asked an intimate question pertaining to this matter on the “Live! With Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan” Show the other day, and he fumphered around for a while, and finally said (with wifey Ann looking on approvingly), “Well, uh, ah, as little as possible.” Link
Can we get an OP exegesis for the parable-challenged here?
I think I get it that you’re making fun of attempts to cast scorn on Obama for not remembering the exact amount of the current national debt in an interview, but I don’t see what Romney’s dick has to do with it.
Anyway, considering how frequently he seems to step on it, I would guess that Romney’s dick has to be pretty long.
And…?
Yeah, what’s your point? I dislike Romney as much as anyone, but who gives a shit about this?
This is some reeder-level crap, OP.
Pitting Romney over minutiae? OK, I’ll play:
Stop it with your smug looks all the time. You look like an ass.
You’re way ahead of me - I couldn’t even discern which candidate the OP was attempting to diss.
Masturbating like a bug-fucker.
Romney Doesn’t Remember How Big His Dick Is
He’s got people for that.
Pretty sure the OP is dissing pkbites. Whose thread was pretty stupid.
But I was actually kind of impressed we made it this far into the election season before the election forum degenerated into total silliness. Then today the dam broke: first pkbytes linked thread which was pretty dumb. Then the Obama supporters tried to top it with this and another (apparently now mercifully disappeared thread) claiming Clint Eastwood was a racist because having a chair stand in for a black guy is some sort of longstanding racist trope.
Not to be outstupided, the latest installment from the Romney crowd here plumbs new depths of inanity.
So four threads of pure stupid in one day. I imagine its all downhill between here and Nov 6th.
We can all clear this up at the next pissing contest.
Oh, please. That forum became a blog for the anti-Romney crowd long ago. The thread in question was no sillier than any number of earlier threads about Romney going back months. Certain posters here can dish it out by the shovel full, but can’t handle even a teaspoon from the other side.
I’d like to offer my support for this thread if for no other reason than it pisses Shodan off. 
You think Obama remembers? He doesn’t seem to be good with big numbers.
That’s what I get for not clicking the link, which I assumed was a link to the video of the Kelly Rippa show.
OK, I HAVE to link to a Girls With Slingshots comic here.
I wonder how Romney would look in that dress? And heels?
This thread is part of a story twisting through multiple threads, so probably this point has already been made: When Mitt was asked (on LIVE! with Kelly and Michael) it was a tricky topic because, as a Mormon, he is supposed to wear his temple garments. So, the answer, “As little as possible”, could have been a standard deflection.