This is old news, having occured last January, but I just ran across the story today. It made me laugh. Sorry if it has been posted before, but nothing came up a site search.
The sheer diversity of what makes people happy continually amazes me. Personally, I would have gone for “Zippittybop-Bop-Bop”, but that’s just me.
He’s in deep Doo-Doo now, diggity.
From the OP’s link:
For what it’s worth, I think Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is an improvement.
And, pretty clearly, he’s really trying to get attention. This isn’t the first time for him:
Google his name and you’ll get plenty of hits from his two previous arrests, one of them a year ago. His name made lots of news shows back then.
Best name ever.
Engelbert Humperdinck and Moxie Crimefighter Jillette unhappy about this blatant attention-grabbing.
I opened this thread thinking, “what the heck did they arrest Bill Cosby for?!”
Beezow’s in the hoosegow.
That is the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard.
Sincerely,
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
I thought this was going to be about Cosby, too.
I’ve been sitting here at my desk chuckling about that name for several minutes now. I keep wanting to pronounce it “Zoppity-Bop-Bop”, carelessly skipping over the first “bop”. I bet he gets that a lot.
Well, yeah, but the first “bop” is silent.
When I was a kid I remember reading about a kid whose parents had named him:
True-will-laughing-life-bucky-boomer-manifest-destiny.
Do you suppose the “ow” in Beezow sounds like the “ow” in window or in cow?
“Pleased to meet you, Zoppity-Bop-Bop.”
"Ahem, it’s “Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop. Why does everyone always get it wrong?”
It’s hard to beat the classic If-Christ-had- not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barebones. 
How about the guy who changed his name to Heywood Jablome?
Boy, that name sucks.
And I can’t help notice a certain… Mansonesque… quality to our boy Bezow.
:: police interrogator ::
Be glad we got as close as we did. I was going to say, “Zippity doo dah!”
:: moves lamp into face ::
His face does kinda fit the new name, doesn’t it?
He probably didn’t pick Zippity Doo Dah because he didn’t want the added pressure of always having a wonderful day.