…because our ATM is busy right now:
Pfffffffffft everyone knows atms don’t put out unless you push the right buttons.
Wasn’t this one of the things Rick Santorumn warned us would happen if we legalized gay marraige?
This poor man. Obviously he was responding to his current situation through the fog of alcohol. The wife is unresponsive so he goes out and tries to buy sex. That doesn’t work, so he returns to her wooden body for relief. 
That guy has morning wood and is proud of it.
He was trying to score off the bench.
I worry about the guy’s mental health. I don’t think we was completely (s)table.
It’s no picnic dealing with poor mental health.
Looking for a knotty good time?
Sheesh, what does he think the night deposit box is for?
Maybe he thought he was at the sperm bank.
That’s it, thread over. Everyone pack up and go home.
I hope he used a condomint. You don’t know where that table has been.
When I was young and in my prime
I used to jack off all the time
But now I’m older and have more sense
I use a knothole in the fence!
Now I’m old and I drink too much.
Anything goes when in a clutch.
At the bank, a park or a bar -
Out he comes out for a Love Bizarre.
Yo! Where the sexy benches at?
Out he comes for a Love Bizarre.
:smack: My OCD made me fix this. Sorry! Carry on with the woodworking class…
Not Florida? I’m shocked.
dood just wanted to get lathed.
He’ll have his chance at the trial…but only if he requests permission.