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Old 08-01-2001, 10:17 AM
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I asked a guy why women wear shirts just short enough that they come just above or near their navel, exposing it or a couple of inches of skin. He said because they are crazy. So I asked a young lady the same question & she said because they are stupid. Im not content with those answers, does anyone have a better answer?
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:19 AM
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The media has convinced me as of late that my belly button has some things to say, so I like to let her out every once in a while.

Also, I like to be poked there.

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Old 08-01-2001, 10:20 AM
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Because if done properly, perhaps in combination with a navel ring or tattoo (perhaps on the small of the back), this look has the power to cause men to walk into telephone poles. I've seen it happen...
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:21 AM
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Well, I have been known to flash a glimpse of shapely ankle as I climb aboard the trolley. How the Sidewalk Shieks on 23rd Street love it!
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:21 AM
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It's an erogenous zone. They are hoping to attract a mate. Same reason they expose their cleavage and thighs.
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:22 AM
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Mmmmm, tummies!
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:27 AM
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Well, I have been known to flash a glimpse of shapely ankle as I climb aboard the trolley. How the Sidewalk Shieks on 23rd Street love it!
Eve, I'd walk barefoot over 3 miles of broken glass to see your shapely ankles.

Heck, I'd even vote for LaRouche, if that's what it takes.

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On the OP. I don't care why they do it. I just appreciate it. I'm kinda uncomplicated that way.
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:35 AM
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handy, I've yet to meet the man that doesn't like a little flash of navel from a tight, tan tummy. Not that he doesn't exist, just that I've never met him.

Even as a straight woman, I find it amazingly sexy.

BunnyGirl: 24 days 'till the Bellybutton Ring.
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:37 AM
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lessee... mini skirts, hot pants, tube tops, bikinis, clingy fabrics...


gee, haven't a clue why anyone would wear such things.
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Old 08-01-2001, 11:24 AM
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If I was a woman and/or had a belly button, I'd let it show. Belly buttons are uber-sexy!
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Old 08-01-2001, 11:53 AM
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Handy, you're not complaining, are you? Cause if the whole belly-button-baring bonanza comes to a shrieking halt, I'm coming looking for you!
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Old 08-01-2001, 11:53 AM
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I flash my bellybutton and have a belly button ring. I have received many compliments on it. I do it less in the winter Brrrr!
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Old 08-01-2001, 11:58 AM
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Considering the number of crunches I do to maintain presentable abs, I would consider it rude to keep them constantly covered (especially on a 90+ degree day like today).
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Old 08-01-2001, 12:26 PM
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Why do women expose their belly button?

So that their belly buttons will sing.

Zev Steinhardt
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Old 08-01-2001, 01:21 PM
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Well, I have been known to flash a glimpse of shapely ankle as I climb aboard the trolley. How the Sidewalk Shieks on 23rd Street love it!
Well, Eve would have to show an ankle, lacking a belly button and all.
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Old 08-01-2001, 01:27 PM
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Why do women dress to expose their Belly Buttons?

Because God is good.
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Old 08-01-2001, 01:35 PM
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Uh, if you have to ask, the answer wouldn't interest you.
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Old 08-01-2001, 02:35 PM
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Also, I like to be poked there.

Anyway, my fiancee has a belly button ring. I love it. It's incredibly sexy. I guess when you think about it, if a woman has a belly button ring she's usually in pretty good shape. That part of a woman's body is just incredibly sexy to me......um, I gotta go now.
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Old 08-01-2001, 02:47 PM
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Because I'm silly and own far too many t-shirts that fit fine across the chest, but just seem to be too short, stopping right under my ribs.


Of course, that's what I get for shopping in the little girls' section.
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Old 08-01-2001, 03:00 PM
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Our culture equates youth and fitness with beauty and sexiness. Plus, throw in the appeal of self-confidence of those young women who know they look good and are willing to show it of a little.

Maybe people are a little jaded over big fake tits, and since flat tummies usually take some work to attain, they are prized for being relatively new sexy body part that is not fake (assuming any otherwise fit 20 year old wouldn't be a candidate for liposuction).

I dunno, just random theories waiting for the next Levi's Belly Button commericial to air.
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Old 08-01-2001, 04:37 PM
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According to my co-worker, who I hope has been cured of his little crush, it's the "sexiest part of a woman".


That after I wore my new shirt for casual day-it's not an obvious exposure, or even purposeful, but I'm never wearing it to work again.
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Old 08-01-2001, 05:03 PM
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I can't say I have direct experience with the question, but under the assumption th the boys are doing it for the same reason the girls are, the answer would have to be to turn the boys who are after them into ravenous maniacs. Works on me. Especially if there's a piercing involved.
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Old 08-01-2001, 05:24 PM
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I've said it before, I'll say it again, the belly button is the sexiest part of the body.
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Old 08-01-2001, 05:42 PM
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Well, I have been known to flash a glimpse of shapely ankle as I climb aboard the trolley. How the Sidewalk Shieks on 23rd Street love it!
"Mister Silas! This woman is displaying her privates!" [/Simpsons]
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Old 08-01-2001, 06:44 PM
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I've said it before, I'll say it again, the belly button is the sexiest part of the body.
Totoro, do you work with Lsura?
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Old 08-01-2001, 09:06 PM
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I've said it before, I'll say it again, the belly button is the sexiest part of the body.
Not if it's an outie
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Old 08-02-2001, 07:55 AM
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So the members of my horde know where to stick their thumbs when we hoist them lassies over our shoulders and run off with 'em.
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Old 08-02-2001, 08:16 AM
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I think I'll just second manhattan ("Because God is good.") and Jonathan Chance ("I don't care why they do it. I just appreciate it. I'm kinda uncomplicated that way."), because they've summed up my attitude quite well.
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Old 08-02-2001, 08:58 AM
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Navels in Japan

Read in the Wall Street Journal a year ago that in Japan vertically oriented navels are popular. Women there are/were having plastic surgery to get vertical belly buttons. Now what do you suppose a vertical navel might resemble, hmmm?

The same story told of s here in the U.S. having their navels removed. Too weird for me.
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Old 08-02-2001, 09:03 AM
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After having two kids my tummy's not as tight as it used to be. I'm working on it though. Maybe after another million crunches I'll be able to get a belly button ring like I've always wanted. I think they're really sexy but only on tight flat tummies... not wiggley tummies.
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Old 08-02-2001, 09:12 AM
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I have to say that a woman with a nice stomach who exposes her bellybutton can be very sexy. On the other hand, I find bellybutton rings to be a turn-off, not a turn-on. I'm kind of a no-frills kind of guy.

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Old 08-02-2001, 09:41 AM
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"Read in the Wall Street Journal a year ago that in Japan vertically oriented navels are popular.
Women there are/were having plastic surgery to get vertical belly buttons. Now what do you
suppose a vertical navel might resemble, hmmm?"

Yes, a long time ago women could not expose them because they were thought to symbolize a vagina. Times change though.

A vertical button would be cool though, kinda dangerous don't you think?
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Old 08-02-2001, 09:49 AM
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I have to say that a woman with a nice stomach who exposes her bellybutton can be very sexy. On the other hand, I find bellybutton rings to be a turn-off, not a turn-on. I'm kind of a no-frills kind of guy.

Jman
Second you on both thoughts. Rings are a case of painting the lily if ever I saw one.
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Old 08-02-2001, 09:50 AM
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Why do women dress to expose their Belly Buttons?

Why, to show of my FABULOUS new belly button ring of course.

Its blue.

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Old 08-02-2001, 09:57 AM
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So the members of my horde know where to stick their thumbs when we hoist them lassies over our shoulders and run off with 'em.
Excpet for the ones who wear miniskirts without undergarments. THEY get thumbed in a different place.
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Old 08-02-2001, 10:56 AM
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My coworker wears a short shirt to avoid it rubbing against her new navel piercing. And also because she can more conveniently soak her piercing in saline...which gives her a strange ring around her navel.

Or, she could be making it all up, and actually got the belly button ring implanted to scare away persistent remoras.
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Old 08-02-2001, 02:05 PM
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My mother has no bellybutton. She had surgery a few years ago, and they sewed that lil sucker up when they stitched her up, too. I didn't know until about a year ago, when she showed me. Freaky.
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Old 08-02-2001, 02:14 PM
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Her name wouldn't happen to be "Eve" not our Eve, would it?
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Old 08-02-2001, 02:22 PM
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Her name wouldn't happen to be "Eve" not our Eve, would it?
Hey, now. She's not THAT old. Old as in the original Eve, not ours. Okay, Kev, let's pull that foot out of your mouth. So, miss smarty-pants, to answer your question, no. Her name's Barbara. Or so she says. She DID lie about the whole Santa Claus thing, so all bets are off.
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Old 08-02-2001, 03:18 PM
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Re: Navels in Japan

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Read in the Wall Street Journal a year ago that in Japan vertically oriented navels are popular. Women there are/were having plastic surgery to get vertical belly buttons. Now what do you suppose a vertical navel might resemble, hmmm?

Hey wow, I have a vertical belly-button! I'm a guy though, so maybe it's not as sexy on me. I think it looks good anyway.
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Old 08-03-2001, 07:46 AM
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Well, I have been known to flash a glimpse of shapely ankle as I climb aboard the trolley. How the Sidewalk Shieks on 23rd Street love it!
Kudos for understanding that often what you don't show is far sexier than what you show!

I love my wife, but oh you kid! 23-Skidoo!

OTOH, I certainly appreciate glimpsing a cute li'l belly button now and then.
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Old 08-04-2001, 06:55 PM
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Dressing to expose the midriff is even more of a competitive thing than dressing to showcase breasts. Virtually no woman thinks her boobs are big enough, or if she does, she'll temper that by saying they're too low or not shaped well. Truth is, almost any set is attractive in its own way; just takes the right bra/shirt combo.

Tummies, OTOH, only look good exposed if they're tight and free of flab. A woman who exposes her midriff, and consequently her navel, is saying "I'm disciplined and strong, and I put a lot of time and effort into these abs. You just got lucky, or got a Wonderbra, so on you."

I was the envy of my middle school, and since then, many a locker room or swimming expedition. But I haven't exposed my navel, except in a swimsuit, in years.
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Old 08-04-2001, 11:54 PM
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Hah! I know my breasts are plenty big enough! Good and round! The only problem is...the rest of my body matches.

No exposed bellybutton for me...
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:00 AM
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To give guys something else to stair at
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Old 08-05-2001, 03:22 PM
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Or, she could be making it all up, and actually got the belly button ring implanted to scare away persistent remoras.
I smell band name!!! The Persisten Remoras!
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Old 08-05-2001, 08:17 PM
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The Belly of the Indian Woman

The exposed midriff looks to me like one more fashion trend the West has borrowed from India. Along with the backless blouse, the one-shouldered look (like a sari), and the mehndi craze.

Sometimes non-Indians wonder about the traditional costume of the Indian woman, the short blouse she wears under her sari that exposes her middle. Why is her bare belly revealed? It is not for sexy allure, but in honor of the fertility of her womb that bears children.

To show reverence to femininity and motherhood through the womb (yoni) is a very ancient Indian tradition; Tantra is one highly developed form of this reverence to the yoni. The tradition is not limited to Tantra, however, but diffused throughout the culture. To this day, when an Indian man greets and embraces his mother (or an older female relative equivalent to his mother), he presses his face into her belly to pay homage to the womb where his life began.
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Old 08-05-2001, 08:27 PM
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Because they collect lint and stuff, they need to be aired out regularly.

:-D
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Old 08-05-2001, 11:06 PM
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People, we've got a lot of theories here about why women expose their bellybuttons but let's face the facts. Women began exposing their bellybuttons back in 1970 when the Venusians invaded with their army of cloned pod-women in an evil plot to collect all our Earth semen. The only way to tell the difference between a real Earth woman and a Venusian clone was because they had two bellybuttons and the fashion of exposing bellybuttons just caught on from there. Am I the only one who remembers this?





Am I?





Really?





Am I the only one who didn't listen to the warnings about bad acid at Woodstock?
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Old 08-05-2001, 11:42 PM
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Because it is against the law to expose the others.
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Old 08-06-2001, 12:17 AM
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My high school didn't allow the belly butten to show. I think that technically, if you could lift your arms up high and any midriff showed, you were out of dress code. But then, there aren't a lot of women's shirts that pass, at least no that teenagers would wear. I hate dress codes. . .

AAR, I wish I had a flat enough tummy to show my belly button, but I don't have the time or discipline to do five hundred crunches a day. For a while in high school I tried doing a daily regimin of abdominal exercises, with marginal success, but I got discouraged by how scant the results for so much effort.

In short, women who bare their belly buttons are just good-for nothing showoffs!
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