I am, fundamentally, a nice guy. At least I believe I am, and others have said so too. I use “please” and “thank you”. I hold doors open for people regardless of gender, age or physical condition. I try to take into consideration other people’s views, and to interact with them in a constructive and helpful manner. That’s just the kind of guy I am.
So please believe me when I say this:
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I
Have
Had
E
Nough.
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You people really piss me off. You know who you are.
The ones who throw cigarette butts and litter wherever you please, making the street look like a complete dump, and then claim “Hey, I’m keeping someone in a job.” I’m sure the trashpickers of the world thank you. No, really.
The customer service people who act as if I’m bothering them by asking them (very politely, mind you) to do the job they’re getting paid for. Don’t like your salary/work conditions? I sympathize, really I do, but it’s not my fault. Don’t take it out on me.
The fake beggars (especially the mother-and-child acts), pickpockets, perverts, and muggers who infest the streets and transport system. It’s not your money, you’re not entitled to it, and you’re making people into hard, insensitive, paranoid zombies who are afraid to interact with their fellow human beings lest they get attacked or harassed. Get a real job, and stop ruining people’s lives. Now.
The banks and oil companies and various other large corporations who claim that a) the various changes they’ve made are for my convenience rather than for the blindingly obvious financial gains they will bring the company [sub]and yes, Nat West, that means you too – “trendy wine bar”, my spotty white ass[/sub]; or b) gosh, they’d love to lower their prices but they can’t because the cost of crude oil/coffee beans/taxation/whatever is too high right now, and gosh, we don’t know where those billions in profits came from. You lying sacks of fetid monkey dung. Just admit that you’re greedy bastards, for chrissake – it would save so much effort on everyone’s part.
All you people who take pleasure in intimidating, bullying, terrorizing others because the only way you can feel good about yourself is by putting other people down. Here’s a clue, you pignippled dickweeds: you’re still an insignificant pile of shit, but now you’re a BULLYING insignificant pile of shit. That must make you so proud.
To all you blinkered, inconsiderate assweasels who spend your useless little lives without a single thought that maybe you’re fucking up the world for the rest of us in your pursuit of whatever it is you get off on, and to the rest of you: the people who think that God is a petty tyrant who speaks only to them; the people who hurt other people just because they can; those who prey on the innocent, the weak, and the trusting; the selfish and the greedy; the violent and hateful; and every single fucking one of you complete wastes of human skin for whom I have nothing but sheer unmitigated contempt.
Guess what: the world doesn’t revolve around you. There are other people here who make a conscious effort not to piss off their fellow human beings. It’s not that hard, honest. But nooooo, that’s too much trouble for you lot. Every one of you makes me want to ram a shrimp fork up your left nostril until it comes out the top of your pointy little head, really you do. And remember: I’m saying this as a nice person.
Goddamn you all, you cockroach-humping motherfelching twatsniffing pubesuckers! Someone should grind your face into the ground and force you to lick up that stinking trail of rancid shit you’ve left in your wake your entire life. Look at it. Look it at, goddamn you! This is your life. This is all you’ve contributed to the world, all you’ll be remembered for. And well done too.
And so, in conclusion, I say this:
This is not your personal dungheap for you to add more crap to.
This is MY planet. GET THE FUCK OFF IT! NOW!
[sub]Thank you for your kind attention.[/sub]
