Are Democrats More Generous Than Republicans?

I think Chicago does.

If you look at it carefully, the best pizza making cities are tradittionally Democratic. New York, Chicago, etc.

It is specifically because of the political perversity that leads Democrats in NY to order Dominos pizza when great pizza is easily available, that makes me so proud to be a Republican.

Topeka may not have great pizza, but the Republicans in Kansas are working with what they have, and you don’t see them ordering Dominos, Do you?

Well, the poll was taken in Washington, DC and I don’t think the best pizza place in the city (Alberto’s off DuPont Circle) delivers. Although there is still Papa Johns.

My liberal heart is wrenched by the gravity of this conversation, squandered on what is little more than an oversize, poorly baked cracker smeared with ketchup, morbid cheeses, and a variety of “meats”.

This is what happens when children are deprived of genuine barbeque at an early age.

I guess that means the Republicans would rather drive to Albertos than have shitty Dominos delivered.

I guess that pretty much says it.

Vote Republican if you don’t want to eat Dominos pizza for the next four years.

Vote Republican if you want to deliver Domino’s pizza for the next four years.

You mean there are going to be some jobs afterall?:slight_smile:

Certainly! And an abundance!

Minimum wage, of course, humiliating, humbling, inhumane…commonly called a “hum job” amongst the undeserving.

Dammit Mace, you beat me to it.

Republicans? In DuPont Circle? It is to laugh. And where would they park while they got their pizza?

No, no. It’s clearly liberals taking the metro and walking to get fantastic pizza in the Circle.

This is the height of absurdity!

Barbeque better than pizza? Let’s try and keep this debate within the purview of reasonable extrapolations of the food to political reality quotient.

A shallow falsehood, Neurotik. For, if they were getting fantastic pizza in the Circle they wouldn’t be ordering from Dominos then, would they? Would they?

Therefore by the two party system axiom it must be the Rebublicans at Alberto’s, unless you think the Libertarians or the Greens know good pizza, and that would be just silly.

“Hum job”… Democrats… Low wage workers…

Now it all makes sense! That was no tip. That was pay for services rendered.

Only in the same way that seven hours of hot monkey love is better than Amish porno.

Amish Porn is when they go in the backyard and watch the sheep boink.

To me, all this indicates is that Democrats don’t understand how to conduct a scientific poll.

Why anyone would pay even the slightest attention to this is beyond me, unless of course they were just looking for another opportunity to take a cheap shot at people who don’t think like they do.

Watch it Scylla. Sheep are people too, you know. Besides which sodomy is just a state of mind.

And good barbeque is far better than great pizza.

“Ripe meat off the bone!” <you have to trill the rrrs>

Two words, Sam. Canadian pizza. Say it with a straight face, I dare you.

Now lets not go too far the other way. Hawaiian pizza is quite good.

elucidator: It all gets very fuzzy. For example, one of our most popular pizza chains is called “Boston Pizza”, but from what I understand, there aren’t any outlets actually in Boston.

They also have a pizza called a “Great White North” which is awesome.

Anyway, Canadian pizza has a big advantage over American Pizza - you can order it with real beer.