I have read a lot of stuff today, including several chapters of a well-known work of humor. This thread is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
The OP approaches a level on incomprehensibility previously achieved only by 6th graders hopped up on Pixie Stix.
Barbara Billingsley, is that you?
Oh stewardess! I speak… uh. Whatever the hell that was. (It wasn’t jive!)
FWIW, Google informs me that this thread is the only place in the history of the entire Internet where the phrase has been used.
Hey, he said “yo”, yo.
I’m assuming he means looking away from the table while a casino game is in progress.
And we were all here to witness its birth!
I thought the mother would be the one who suffers the pain from the event.
Anybody got a burlap bag and a creek handy?
We can’t be sure, since smee goan is yadda yaddaing somewhere else. But your translation sounds spot-on to me.
And I think I can formulate our reply:
"Yes, casinos really do fire dealers for this and similar infractions. Even a police officer might find casino security policies unfamiliar, since police are trained to respond to any emergency, whereas dealers are required to focus like a laser on the table in front of them, to prevent cheating and theft in the event of possibly deliberate distraction.
You need not and should not let this stop you from going on your interview, but do be aware that if you are hired you will be responsible for large amounts of money and held to rather strict standards."
Now, can you translate this back into something that the OP can understand? I certainly can’t.
The OP’s username reminds me of this Knock Knock joke:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Goan!
Goan who?
Goan fuck yourself!
I appreciate the interpretation to help me understand what the hell the OP was talking about, but I’m still uncertain what the cop rode had anything to do with it. Further ideas anyone?
I think it’s his way of saying that the cop was badass–the kind of tough, streetwise hombre that you would think a casino would want working security. And yet they fired him for dereliction of duty.
Get’s my vote for Most Inarticulate OP of the Year. Hell, this has got to be in the top 10 of all time. Glad someone could translate into English. 
Turning Head On a Live Game! Apply directly to the unemployment office!
It get is what now?
Fired! For Turning Head?
I can see it now. Boss says “Enough with the Linda Blair impression. You’re fired!”
Once I saw a Fat Boy getting his game on while getting head, but that’s the best I got.
Took the day off for the interview (soon),
Also liked the pit boss stuff, thanks…
I lost (actually down that amount) $750.00 on the NYSE today,
I have a “belly-job” now pull in sum bucks, will see what they offer…