Fuck your 'Lifetime' warranty in the ass with a barbed phallus. (Longish)

Thanks for the link, I’ll go check it out :slight_smile:

I’m so glad, too. It seemed like it was nothing but a run-around for the last month.

Here is the contact information for the Vermont Attorney General’s Consumer Protection Unit:

Office of Attorney General
Consumer Protection Unit
109 State Street
Montpelier, VT 05609-1001
Tel.: (802) 828-5507
Fax: (802) 828-2154 or 828-3187

I’m amazed at how helpful people here can be sometimes, even in the pit. Saving the info now, so I don’t lose it. Thank you!