SkyBum
July 14, 2003, 10:39pm
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Endless Sisyphean Love
Barathron Marathon
Down in Hedon Boustrophedon
Athena Digs Her Colophon
Episemon of Love
Sophocles is on His Knees
Dionysia in the City of Satyrs
Satyrs and Goats in Boats: A Dr. Seuss Video Guide to Rudimentary Lovemaking.
Hephaestus Rides His Mule
Maenads Love Gonads
Odysseus: Journey to the Center of Her Girth
Clitias
Clash of the Tit-ans
Oddyse-Ass
The Story of Glandymead
Danae and the Golden Shower
Giant Tityus
Poseidon’s Adventure
Naughty Nymphs 1 - 4
Orpheass Decending
Hey October,
have you considered expanding this string into OTHER classical mythologies, like Norse or Arthurian? That way we wouldn’t have to establish other strings.
And the possibilities are endless…
I don’t know much about Norse, but I can dig Arthurian or Egyptian…Knock yourself out. But in the Greek category, I offer the following:
Variations on the theme, “Between a Rock and a Hard Place.”
Between a Roc and a Hard Place
Between a Roc and a Hard Penis
Between a Roc-Hard Penis
Sac-retes goes to the Sin-posium
And, with October’s permission:
Sexcalibur: the story of the Legendary Arthur Been Draggin’, King of the Bigguns
Sir Lance a Lot do Lick
I have been trying to think of one but guess I am Greek Sex Movie naming challenged.
Shade
July 16, 2003, 12:47am
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Arthur: The once and fucked her king.
Lancelot and Elaine: a burning love.
Rick
July 16, 2003, 3:07am
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*Originally posted by October *
**So we’re having a party, sitting around in our swimsuits in a hot tub drinking margaritas, and for some reason we get on the topic of Greek porno titles. Here’s what we came up with:
Testicles (pronounced Test-a-cleese) and the SAC of Rome
Any more ideas? **
Sound and Fury beat you to to it.
Orifice and Eurydick
Aneas and Dildo
The Trojan Whores!!
(I even previewed and didn’t see it.)
My fave is so far is Danae and the Golden Shower . You didn’t even have to change the name or anything!
Trojan Whores is in the OP. I, too, like Danae and the Golden Shower. Prometheus Bound is another good one you don’t even have to change. I’m trying to think of more, but I’m not as dirty minded as MrBoy…
Oh DAMMIT!!
When I previewed, it didn’t go back that far.
::sits in the corner and sulks::
Rambrosia-Nut-ctar of the Gods
Theseus in the Labiarynth