How do I 'soften up' a tough pair of jeans?

Factual Questions
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You tell them if they don’t cooperate, you’re going after their family (and you know where they live!).

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Thanks for all replies I will try Vinegar, Fabric softener, maybe coco cola

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A virgin sockpuppets a zombie? (Stop me if you’ve heard it…)

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Kinky!

Sign here.

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To soften jeans, perform the following:

Place jeans in clothes dryer.
Add 5 lbs of of crushed stone.
Run dryer for 5 hours (any heat setting).
Remove jeans, put them on.
Go to store - buy new dryer.

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Or, you can use a currency counterfeiter’s trick and substitute plastic poker chips in place of stone. That would save a trip to the appliance store.

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Wear them for 10 years

are they soft enough for you now?

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How do you know that the bleach came BEFORE the farting?