Literal "Pound of Flesh" - best choices?

My junk weighs at least a pound. Take it all, I’m sick of it.

Definitely a pound of my liver. Hell, take three pounds. It’ll grow right back.

Yes, it seems the liver is a win - win… maybe throw in some chianti.

You’d be better off giving only a pound. Three pounds can grow back, but has a higher chance of complications or death.