When you ring the doorbell, do they all buzz and writhe in time to a festive holiday carol…?
[spoiler]It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!
with phalluses swelling and
50 shades telling you “Be of Good Cheer!”
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!
ring-dong!
ring-dong!
ring-dong!
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Do they go well with the Leg-Lamp?
The topic title gets funnier every time I read it.
Just perfect.
They may be Japanese…(link NSFW)
http://travel.ninemsn.com.au/world/810309/in-japan-for-the-penis-festival
this thread is false advertising
What light in yonder window breaks? It’s…Oh my…that’s just not right…
1 if bi land, 2 if bi see
this thread is a great read. sorry I’m not wittier to add to it; carry on!
This thread reminds me of my dick-nose glasses I had back in Texas. You know those Groucho Marx glasses with bushy eyebrows you can buy? I had a pair that included a penis for the nose. As a youth, I would wear them into shops and such. This passed as high humor in West Texas. Dunno whatever happened to those.
I thought tentacles were green?
Look on the bright side. They have been given protection so you are unlikely to be surprised by a little one in 9 months time.
Probably something like this (about 1/4 the way down in the left column.) The details are a little fuzzier when lit at night.
Male whorehouse advertising maybe?
See the link in my second post.
Nah. Gotta be “Chet’s nuts roasting on a open fire…”
Pop that cherry!
