Not the greatest cover up story, but I guess it’s asbestos they could do.
Having checked, I find the word is actually “catabustrive”. It’s an adjective, as in “the catabustrive victim’s mother was demanding bovine justice”. It has a secondary meaning of being covering in cowhide (leather).
Dave Barry, call your office.
How many is a Brazilian?
That was low.
What a misteak!
Dammit. You beat me to it. It would be-hoove me to be a little faster.
These jokes are so funny I might just calf up a lung.
Cattle be the day.
You’re right. We should display more sympathy for our fellow man in the face of such a tragedy. Let us remember the words of John Donne:
“Any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the cowbell tolls; it tolls for thee.”
Well, at least the deceased has moved on to greener pastures.
Threads of this quality are rare. Or maybe medium rare.
Indeed. Well done, everyone.
Some memories will be tough for the mom, like when he was young and she would tan his hide.
Have you people no shame?
Do your Mothers know that you do this?
*Nap Nap.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.*
So, the next night, the mother is putting to bed her remaining children with a nursery rhyme:
"Hey diddle diddle,
The cat with the fiddle,
and the … "
Bovine intervention.
Needs more cowbell.
au just