I once saw a rabbit disappear inside a hat. No, really, live, no camera cuts, no TV bluescreen, a rabbit was placed in a large hat and the rabbit was gone. That proves that it is possible to make small things disappear as long as you have a special kind of hat. Einstein couldn’t explain this trick – everyone knows that in his memoirs, he said, “God does not play dice with rabbits. Relativity fails to explain how this amazing event took place.”
I once saw a girl go behind a curtain. On stage, no trick lighting, no film editing, no smoke and mirrors, in front of my honest and unblinking eyes. After saying “Bibblety-bob,” the magician pulled the curtain was away, and the girl was gone!!? Now that must be an unknown force, right? Science is baffled! This proves that the magic phrase “Bibblety-bob” has supernatural powers, doesn’t it? (Careful – don’t say it out loud or you computer mught disappear.)
I once saw a magician pick a card from a deck. It was the EXACT SAME CARD that I had chosen earlier and put back in the deck! Impossible without psychic ability! He MUST have read my mind, and seeing the cards with his fingers, picked out the correct one. How else could this have possibly have been done? No one in the world knows how, so it must be ancient magic!
I once saw a man shot with an arrow, right through the stomach. The arrow went all the way thru and came out the other side! No trick could ever be this good! Yet he survived! Obviously this man had special, supernatural powers to withstand a hole in his gut, two shows a day.
I could go on, but why bother? How many stories like this do you need – the phenomena is solidly proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. The Harry Potter books aren’t fantasy (why would you think that?) – they are real; witches really do travel on brooms – I have a cousin who knows someone who was a witch, so case closed, and you cannot argue me out of it. After hundreds of years of magic tricks, science doesn’t have the slightest answer about why these events take place, so they must be supernatural.
Or quantum physics.
:rolleyes: