50 cent
Shelley Long
Rosa Parks
Johnny Carson
Michael Jackson
Jean Stapleton
Martin Lawrence
Robert Downey Jr.
Jesse Helms
Pope John Paul II
Angela Lansbury
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Courtney Love
Here’s mine!
1.) Fidel Castro
2.) Ted Turner
3.) Ozzy Osbourne (by something worthy of a Darwin Award)
4.) Elizabeth Taylor
5.) Theresa Kerry
6.) Scott Weiland (OD)
7.) Nancy Reagan
8.) Pope John Paul II
9.) Lady Bird Johnson
10.) Annette Funicello
11.) Mary Kate Olsen
12.) Johnny Oates
13.) William Rehnquist
I’ve been thinking about my list for a while - I actually had a text file on my computer that I’ve been putting people on as possibilities for 2005 for a while. So, here goes:
- Pope JP II (always on there. It has to happen one of these years.)
- Nelson Mandela
- Barbara Bush (former first lady)
- Richard Pryor
- Earvin “Magic” Johnson
- Bob Barker
- Tom Brokaw (added tonight after watching the NBC news - his right eye looks funny, and I think there’s something going on.)
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Mikhail Gorbachev
- Dick Clark
- Yoko Ono
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Margaret Thatcher
OK, here goes nothing:
- Jay-Z
- Prince Philip (Liz’s husband)
- Beyonce Knowles
- Madeline L’Engle
- Pete Seeger
- Barbara Bush mère
- William Rehnquist
- The Pope
- Nelson Mandela
- Walter Cronkite
- Mike Wallace
- William Shatner
- Zell Miller
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[li]Pope JP2[/li][li]Viktor Yushchenko (Ukrainian politician)[/li][li]Fidel Castro[/li][li]Gerald Ford[/li][li]Charles Manson[/li][li]Marget Thatcher[/li][li]Walter Cronkite[/li][li]Nancy Reagan[/li][li]Angela Lansbury[/li][li]John Goodman[/li][li]Rip Torn[/li][li]Regis Philbin[/li][li]Mickey Rooney[/li][/ol]
I feel guilty, but here goes –
In no particular order (and more or less randomly picked, as well):
- Tammy Faye Bakker Resner
- Michael Jackson (Going out on a limb, but…)
- Jimmy Carter
- Liza Minnelli
- Gary Coleman
- Supreme Court Justice William Rehnquist
- Convicted murderer Robert Chambers
- Vice President Dick Cheney
- Ruben Studdard
- Brett Easton Ellis (just because)
- Daryl Strawberry
- Andy Griffith
- Don Knotts
1.) Vanilla Ice
2.) Scott Peterson
3.) Charlton Heston
4.) Artie Lange
5.) The Pope
6.) Jason Mewes
7.) Mel Brooks
8.) Stan “The Man” Lee
9.) Hugh Hefner
10.) Pam Anderson
11.) KRS-One
12.) Rob Halford
13.) Slash
Fruitlessly swinging for the fences again:
(1) Charles, Prince of Wales
(2) Donald Rumsfeld
(3) Morley Safer
(4) Andrew Sullivan
(5) Loretta Lynn
(6) Hosni Mubarak
(7) Osama Bin laden
(8) Sandra Day O’Connor
(9) Eminem
(10) Betty Ford
(11) Hunter S. Thompson
(12) Kurt Vonnegut
(13) Michael J. Fox
- James Doohan
- Viktor Yushchenko
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Michael Jackson
- Tom Brokaw
- The Pope
- Elizabeth Edwards
- Michael Moore
- Mary Kate Olsen
- Michael J. Fox
- Richard Pryor
- Janet Reno
- Clay Aiken
- Fidel Castro
- Rosa Parks
- Pope John Paul II
Gonna be a bad year for US politicians:
- Former President Gerald Ford (old age)
- Former President Bill Clinton (heart trouble)
- Sen. Ted Kennedy (heart attack)
Also,
- Osama bin Laden (Yep, we’ll get him in '05.)
- Elizabeth Taylor
- William Rehnquist
- “Lady Bird” Johnson (she has to go eventually, why not in 2005?)
- Angela Landsbury
- Ossy Osbourne (drug overdose)
- Scott Peterson (murdered in prison)
Well, with the exception of Reagan, my picks all remained remarkably healthy. So, rather than doom them all by taking them off my list, I’ll preserve their good health for another year by keeping most of them.
- Bea Arthur
- Kirk Douglas
- Andy Rooney
- Cicely Tyson
- Harry Dean Stanton
- Jean Stapleton
- Conrad Bain (“Mr. Drummond” from Diffrent Strokes)
- Russell Johnson (“The Professor” from Gilligan’s Island)
- Howard Hesseman
- Gavin MacLeod
- Jim Nabors
- Darryl Strawberry
- Mickey Rooney
And if any of the above should croak before Jan. 1, here are my alternates, to be used in this order:
a. Pope John Paul II
b. “Beat” Takeshi Kitano (actor/director)
c. Denis Leary
Damn you all. My chances at the “Inside Track with the Grim Reaper” Award have been reduced by 7/13[sup]ths[/sup].
Can we just award 19 points from the get go to everyone, so we can skip Rhenquist?
Yay! I have been waiting for this thread. I missed it last year, being so busy during the holidays. Here are my submissions, in no particular order (y’all are wrong for putting Bob Barker! :eek: Wrong, I say!)
- Robert Downey, Jr.
- Michael Jackson
- Henry Winkler
- Dan Rather
- Pope John Paul II
- Marion Barry
- Dick Cheney
- Osama Bin Laden
- Andy Griffith
- J. Lo
- William Rehnquist
- Ludacris
- Kevin Federline
Hoo yeah, I’m getting me a piece o’ the Death Pool this year.
(The Obvious)
- Charlton Heston
- Lady Bird Johnson
- Jimmy Carter
- Fidel Castro
- Pope John Paul II
- Gerald Ford
- Nancy Reagan (ouch…two chiefs and two first ladies)
(The Wild Cards)
8. Keith Richards (though if he’s not dead already, he may be immortal)
9. B.B. King
10. Yogi Berra (just looked him up…I didn’t even know he was still alive)
11. Gordie Howe
12. 50 Cent (Curtis Jackson)
13. Stan Lee
- Kurt Vonnegut
- Pope John Paul II
- William Rehnquist
- Carl Reiner
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Kenneth Lay
- Scott Peterson (bah, Diceman scooped me! 2 to 1 he gets whacked by his fellow inmates :D)
- Courtney Love
- Fidel Castro
- George H.W. Bush
- Sharon Osborne
- Billy Bob Thornton
- James Earl Jones
- Pope John Paul II
- James Watson
- Dick Clark
- Jiang Zemin
- Britney Spears
- Henry Kissinger
- John Paul Stevens
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg
- Larry Fortensky
- Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger
- Tom Brokaw
- Betty White
- Sargent Shriver
I’ve never played before. All ye who have chosen names I’m going to put down weep! Weep! For I am never right.
- Fidel Castro
- Michael J. Fox
- Gerald Ford
- PJP2
- Willie Mays
- Bob Feller
- James Doohan
- Bobby Doerr
- Luciano Pavarotti
- Muhammad Ali
- Scott Hamilton
- Dick Cheney
- Pervez Musharraf
Alrighty then…
- Courtney Love
- Richard Pryor
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Gerald Ford
- Lady Bird Johnson
- James Doohan
- Rosa Parks
- William Rehnquist
- Tammy Faye Bakker Resner
- Billy Graham
- Annette Funicello
- Stephen Hawking
and last, but not least… because he’s due…
- El Papa, John Paul II
A question. If one of our picks buys the farm the day before their birthday, are they counted in at the lower age? So if popular pick Rosa Parks should die on February 3 or before, would she count in at 91 or 92?
Ok, last year sucked rocks for me, so I’m-a scrapping the survivors and starting (mostly) fresh:
- Pope John Paul II
- Willie Nelson
- Glen Cambell
- Ethan Suplee
- Walter Cronkite
- Charlton Heston
- Wellington Mara
- Fidel Castro
- Prince Rainier
- Paul McCartney
- Ruben Studdard
- Suge Knight
- Scott Peterson
And in case someone drives a bus into a country singer retirement home or something, the backups:
- Preston Robert Tisch
- Reverend Donald Wildmon
- Sally Struthers