But seriously a box of facial tissue is usually around the beds of most teenagers and older. I think. Or at least it oughta be.
And all of the women I’ve been with have been able to clean up from their solo six-minute workouts with one or two sheets of tissue. And since we are all on the internet, we have probably been curious about female ejaculation and have seen the movies. :eek: Yes, those movies. What a hassle that must be. Hopefully this is a small percentage of females (if it’s real). There doesn’t seem to be much information available about that. Oh well.
You can throw away paper towels, Wesley Clark. One time I ran out of toilet paper and tissues and had to use paper towels to, er, wipe down. They flushed fine. Just don’t try to flush more than one at a time.
I’m a girl, so everything that comes out of me is clear and smells like flowers, no special disposal necessary.
If I don’t have porn or any other stimulus I often just do the efficient thing and stand in front of the toilet, close my eyes, and pretend I’m not jacking off in a bathroom.
Otherwise, in front of the computer, then try to walk to the bathroom after without dripping and then use toilet paper to wipe up.
And if it’s with the boyfriend and we would rather wipe up and not have to run to the bathroom right away, I have a couple cum-dedicated hand towels or any T-shirt from the laundry pile will do and then it’s just the bathroom to wash hands at our leisure.
I don’t produce enough, er, stuff, to have a “disposal problem.” I go off to the bathroom, pee (I often have to after having orgasms), wipe as usual, and go on about my business. I have never had any issues with disposing of anyone’s semen, either, since every time I have had sex, my partner used a condom.
It’s not the fluids that are gross; it’s what you do with them, I think.
We use a gel contraceptive, so it’s not just semen oozing out of me. I squish as much of it as I can out, then wipe up. I can’t douche until 6 hours later, so I usually have goopy panties the next morning.
Well when I first STARTed doing it I would just wipe it on whatever I was wearing or onto the sheets but then I found that within an hour or so you would be left with a crusty residue which is not good if your mother does your laundry so then I began just putting it into a napkin and flushing the napkin. It’s always napkins or paper towels not tissues because most tissue rips it’s like blowing your nose only 10 times more snot.
I don’t say anything to him but my brother has that nasty habit I wash his laundry so I know. He has these black sheets and by the time he is done with them it looks like a sex party just happened.
After “saving a puppy” - I use those Playtex Feminine Wipes. There’s little to no mess, but being a prissily clean female, I use these wipes anyway. Hubby uses baby wipes, and flushes those, then he often uses a face cloth to wash up with soap and warm water. Face cloth goes in dirty laundry.
After sex, I use the wipe again, always shower (but I love to shower lol), wash well and as thoroughly as possible (I also do Kegal exercises while in the shower, makes any clean up easier), and wear a panty liner, often a very lightly scented kind (like the Kotex aloe scent, or lavender - I only wear tampons during my period, though; other than for after sex, I find pads utterly useless).
I don’t like using tissue paper. It falls apart too easily and more often than not little bits get stuck to the skin. More often than not (yeah probably gross but its a TMI thread) I just use some white tshirt/socks/whatever that I was about to throw in the washing machine anyway. After being washed and dried, doesn’t have any suspicious spots/crustiness. If nobody is around, I’ll simply go in the bathroom and wash my hands, though it seems that semen is hydrophobic and actually takes a bit of washing to remove completely.
I suppose one thing that is a drag is that it is easy to make a mess by accident, and when you’re careful, you’re probably not masturbating somewhere particularly pleasant (like on the toilet ). There is also the old classic masturbating into the sock which solves the cleanup problem pretty easily though for me the few times I tried this the sensation was just too intense.
It feels so wrong replying to this. But here goes…
I use the sock method myself. I don’t put the sock over it, but lay it out on my belly, and aim for the flattened area. I catch it all in there, then carefully fold it to avoid spillage. Then I roll it over itself, tuck it in so it doesn’t unroll, and throw it in the laundry basket.
What’s wrong with using washcloths and just running them through the washing machine? Usually as their own load, just to avoid the mental ooginess of “oh god, this shirt was washed WITH SEMEN!”
This thread just reminded me of something weird. An ex-boyfriend of mine used to jack off in his pants. Like, he’d just leave the pants on and jizz inside them or something. Then he’d throw the pants in the washing machine. At least I hope he did. Seems kind of odd to me and I have yet to hear about anyone else doing it like that.
This is so funny! I always said that the one thing my mother didn’t prepare me for about sex was how messy it was. My hub and I buy “shop towels” at Target: a pack of a dozen white terry-cloth towels about a foot square. They are soft, durable, don’t leave lint, and can be bleached to get out stains. These are folded and stacked in our bedside tables, and after use go into the laundry. Every so often we buy a new pack, and the older ones go into the rag-bag. We’ve got a bunch of them now.
A fresh pack of “sex towels”, as we call them, makes a great wedding or living together present! I explained them to one bride, who was delighted at the idea (they’ll keep the 300-thread-count egyptian cotton sheets – another gift – looking clean and nice) and now she gives them to all her friends, too.
My stepson’s 13th birthday is next month. I wonder if we should give him some…?
I guess what I do looks pretty good by comparison now that this thread has hit 33 posts.
I don’t like washcloths because of the odor of stale semen that builds in the hamper. I do kinda use washcloths but that is to clean up afterwards and I color code them (bathing and face washcloths are one set of colors while cleanup washcloths are a different set of colors) so I don’t mix them up and use a penis cleaning washcloth on my face someday (humorously enough I have seen other people use my penis cleaning washcloths on their face, I thought it best not to tell them). Maybe my semen is just pungent or something, but I need to either dispose of the evidence immediately or seal it in an odor proof container like, say, a ziploc bag.
I am going to try the baby wipes now, see if that is an improvement on my situation.
You can use baby wipes if you like, but frankly I don’t like the idea of my weener smelling like a baby’s behind. People might think I’m a pedophile or something
Maybe you could fasion some kind of receptacle, like a spitoon, only for, you know, ‘other’ uses
(hey if you’re putting in ziploc bags, it can only be an IMPROVEMENT! )
Well, when hubby is done showering in the morning, he brings his shower towel in and leaves it next to the bed, on his side. Then, when we have sex (or if either of us goes solo) we use the shower towel for personal cleaning; then the towel goes into the laundry; since it’s a household of five, laundry gets done every day or two. No time for anything to get too funky.
What’s all this up-tightness about body fluids, anyway? I’m not trying to be snarky, I truly don’t get it.
I don’t know. So many people get freaked out by it. And some are calling for a bleaching of their brains! All these threads about politics, war, and religion… and somehow it is ok to discuss violence (since all three can get very violent), and yet if someone talks about bodily fluids, it’s gross! :eek:
For some reason, this just seems so appropriate. Lemme tune my guitar up real quick…
(to the tune of “Funiculi Funicula”)
Last night, I stayed up late to masturbate.
It felt so nice…I did it twice.
Last night, I stayed up late to pull my pud.
It felt so good…I knew it would.
You should have seen me working on the short strokes.
It’s really neat…I used my feet.
You should have seen me working on the long strokes.
It’s simply grand…I used my hand.
Bash it, crash it, whack it on the floor!
Ram it, cram it, slam it in the door!
Some people think that a screw is really grand,
but for all-around enjoyment, ya gotta beat it with your hand!
Thank you, thank you. Please don’t applaud, just throw money on the stage
Holy cow! What is it, radioactive waste? I mean, we are just talking about spooge here, right?
I dunno, maybe it’s just me being an unhygenic slob. (I hate it that I HAVE to respond to TMI threads, even though I know it means I have to fess up as well). When I’m performing solo, I just use the boxers I was already wearing, then throw them in the laundry basket with all the other clothes. When I have an assistant, we each use the same hand towel, which gets thrown into the towels hamper with all the other towels. And yeah, I don’t let anybody re-use towels from the hamper – that’s just wrong.
Hopefully this is a small percentage of females (if it’s real). There doesn’t seem to be much information available about that. Oh well.
). There is also the old classic masturbating into the sock which solves the cleanup problem pretty easily though for me the few times I tried this the sensation was just too intense.
