awesome 
Not only that, but the other 'deer forced poor Rudolph to watch a certain Ben Affleck movie.
They wouldn’t let him go to school, so he was elf taught.
Tightened his harness a little bit each day, until he went on a diet thinking he was fat.
Wet his harness blanket and put it in the freezer.
Hung up a tarp on the practice field, then pulled it down when Rudolph and Zoey were nuzzling behind it.
Sent love notes to Stormella (or any Disney villainess) and signed them from Rudolph.
. . . trying to think of all the things Hawkeye and BJ did to Charles. 
Put on hoods and burned a cross on his lawn for being different.
That would explain the red nose, I suppose.
“Annoyed he always gets harnessed directly behind Blitzen after taco night.”
“Started the rumors about Dancer and Prancer. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
“Why did Vixen reindeer-zone me?”
Put his hoof in a bowl of warm water while he was sleeping.
Got Rudolf drunk and then took him to the tattoo parlor for a nice target tattoo, as in Gary Larson and “Bummer of a birthmark Hal”.
Cut off his penis, sold it to a Chinese herbalist.
On-line dating profile lists “attracted to elephant seals”.
Called up a pizza joint and had 20 large anchovy and whale blubber pizzas sent to his place.
Even his girlfriend was a bitch. Remember the song? “Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.”
The other reindeer gave him the wrong answers in one subject of the school finals.
So he **did **go down in History. 
Told him to deliver some presents to the deer farm (or deer abattoir )…
Changed their plates to a fake “RUDOLPH”, put on a fake red nose, and went speeding past the speed camera and through the red lights.
Planted a dummy Mrs Rudolph in the field with Rudolph. (might even prepare Mrs Rudolph somehow. "Just do a pee here and … now hide ! " )
Just inform the TSA that some called Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer intends to transit US airspace on the night of 25 / 26 December.
The other 'deer got together and gave Rudolph the worst present ever: a Bumble action figure that didn’t bounce. 
Similarly–showed Rudolph the toy bird that couldn’t fly that got pushed out of Santa’s sleigh.
“Bummer of a birthmark, Rudolph…”
All showed up one Christmas Eve wearing battery-operated red noses. “What? You think you’re special?”
Untied all of themselves from the harness, and the harness from the sleigh, so when Rudolph took off at a dead run, they all were standing in the snow laughing.
Then they tied an anchor to the sleigh.
Then they put a JATO unit on it so it would pass Rudolph.