Yo, chili p’s my signature, bitch.
They spread an internet rumor that Rudolph really got his red nose from, well, too much eggnog, far too often.
The heck with this drama queen Rudolph, we wanna know what happened to Olive, (The Other Reindeer).
Draw all over his nose while he’s asleep with a black magic marker so it doesn’t glow. Or use a blue transparency marker, so it glows purple.
Or use the black one, but leave a clear space in the middle of the nose in the shape of the Bat signal.
Stage a fake anti-Christmas in July. “Rudolph! Wake up, you’re late! Today’s the big day!”
Gave him a Rob Ford bobblehead doll and told him it was Santa with a shave and haircut.
THIS^ This crime MUST be solved?! 
They made him watch that awful Ben Affleck movie, what’s it called. Surviving Christmas.
Told him the other reindeer went on strike - and that he’d have to pull the fat man and the sleigh on his own.
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen all got it on with Vixen, but they never let poor Rudolph play that particular reindeer game.
Yeah, as I’ve always known it, the name was Donder, not Donner.
ETA: Now, let the OP work on illustrating this with his photos of his office workers. :eek: