Seymor Hymen, Phil McKrevise and Lefty McNutt
My daughter went to school with a girl whose name is Davida.
The little girls fathers name was “David” she could never pronounce her name correctly and she would call her Dorito.
Then when my daughter went to high school she went to school with a Puerto Rican kid named Oranjello.
From Monty Python
Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson