Nah, it’s assault with a lively weapon.
If it doesn’t fit… you must acquit.
to paraphrase Johnny Cochran
Dammit Mom! I told you to pick-up some batteries on your way home!
You say marital, I say martial.
adding inslut to injury
Has the daughter claimed self-defense yet?
“…she attacked me and I grabbed the first thing handy to beat her off…”
On the bright side, thanks to the internet, neither the Defense nor the Prosecutor will be hindered by a shortage of video reenactments of the incident.
Who knew they had a “stun” setting?
I would have expected the relationship to be humming along nicely.
Oh, I see, so it was assault with a dead weapon.
No, the women did get along well at all. There were tensions in their shaky relationship; bad vibrations led to electrifying arguments rattling the household.
but it was advertised as a weapon of ass destruction!
This case is generating a lot of buzz in the legal circles. Can you imagine the reaction if they introduce a 3-day waiting period for vibrator purchases?
I can see getting upset with her mother, but she didn’t have to be a dick about it.
What a buzz kill!
I liked this one, myself.
And why was it in the living room?
She had it coming.
Incestuous S&M.
Assault and Battery, in fact.
This is why women are more dangerous than men. A dude beats his dad with a pocket pussy and all the old man gets is a little sticky.